(After ordering a breakfast sandwich with only sausage and cheese, a customer comes back with said sandwich with a few bites taken.)
Customer: “I can’t eat this!”
Me: “I’m sorry. Is there a problem with your order?”
Customer: “I can’t eat meat. I’m allergic.”
(Confused on why she ordered it in the first place, I offer her something else or her money back.)
Customer: “Just make me a sandwich with ham and cheese.”
Me: “Um, you just told me you’re allergic to meats.”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Ham is a meat.”
Customer: “I’m allergic to that meat.” *points at sandwich*
Me: “You’re only allergic to that type of sausage?”
Customer: “Yes, that’s why I’m telling you to make me a sandwich with ham instead!”
Me: “Are you sure you just didn’t like it?”
Customer: “Are you calling me a liar?!”
Me: “Well, it’s just that our sausage is made from pork. Now you’re asking for ham.”
Customer: “What’s your point?”
Me: “Ham is a pork product. If you eat this, I may have to call a paramedic in due to your throat possibly swelling. We wouldn’t want to risk your life, miss.”
Customer: “…I didn’t like the sausage.”
A/N: Not funny but entertaining.....
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