[Loona and Red Velvet meet]
Jiwoo, arms wrapped around Sooyoung: Oh, you think you're gayer than us?
Jungeun, arms wrapped around Jinsoul: Well, you aren't.
Seungwan, backed into a corner: Uh...okay?
Jiwoo, kissing Sooyoung: WE *kiss* ARE *kiss* THE *kiss* GAY *kiss* QUEENS!
Jungeun, kissing Jinsoul: BOW *kiss* BEFORE *kiss* US!
Heejin looking at Seulgi: Damn you cute as hell!
Seulgi looking at Heejin: Damn you also cute as hell!
Hyunjin eating her croissants: Damn these bussin!
Yerim being herself: [at Joy] Hi! Would you like to go count the clouds with me?
Joy trying not to uwu out loud: YES! ABSOLUTELY!
Yeojin dabbing in the corner with Yeri: I have finally found someone who matches my level of swag!
Hyejoo playing video games with Chaewon in the next room: I've never liked beagles.
Joohyun sipping tea: So what's it like being the mom of 11 girls?
Haseul fidgeting: I haven't slept in six days, I'm running on thirteen five hour energies. This morning Sooyoung ate the last bowl of cereal and I almost got shanked trying to stop Hyejoo from killing her. Yerim thought it would be fun to fill our bathtubs with ducks, I have no idea where she got them from. Yeojin stuck tampons up Jinsoul's nose while she was sleeping and she couldn't breathe and almost died. Jiwoo and Jungeun wouldn't stop kissing the other girls and it turned into a fist fight. Would you like to adopt one or two or maybe 11 of them?
I used real names for everyone except Joy and Yeri because they have the same name as Choerry and Sooyoung so- I could have done something like Hasu and Baksu (Jooheon has entered the chat-), but I couldn't think of something for the Yerims lmao-
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Humorjust loona incorrect quotes :p also has some other girl group incorrect quotes but mainly loona
