VolleyWhores || Haikyuu Chatfic

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Oikawa:
Chibi-chan i-

Hinata:
:D

Tanaka:
t s u k i s h i m a m a d e t h i s ?
a N D A D D E D H E F I N D S A N N O Y I N G ? ! ?

Sugawara:
for some reason i dont believe tsukishima made this 🤠

Nishinoya:
wdym it says he literally made it-

Kuroo:
bokuto do you see t Hi s-

Bokuto:
TsukkiDude does like us >:D

Ennoshita:
lowkey feel like tsukishima was hacked

Tanaka:
he even made hinata and kageyama admins i

Sugawara:
i stand by my statement

Tsukishima:
i wasnt hacked

Daichi:
why
why is this here
Tsukishima why

Akaashi:
i strongly dislike this groupchat already

Hinata:
why?

Kenma:
you added
Bokuto and Kuroo
to a groupchat

Akaashi:
did you want chaos or

Yamaguchi:
yes
i did want chaos

Hinata:
that was the whole reason
we did want it

Yachi:
*cough*

Kageyama:
mhm

Sugawara:
y'all i was right
he was hacked
by the other first years

Daichi:
they w h a t

Yachi:
what?
Suga-san we wouldnt do that :(

Tsukishima:
They did

Daichi:
yachi did you?

Yachi:
no i didnt

Hinata:
we'll get em next time ✋😔

Tsukishima:
didn't*

Kageyama:
what the fuck Hinata

Hinata:
i sent it to the wrong gc guys

Daichi:
wow

Sugawara:
send proof

Bokuto:
you guys
is this just a groupchat for chaos

Akaashi:
apparently so Bokuto-san

Kenma:
oh no
Akaashi stay with me we cant let those two make a mess

Iwaizumi:
no
i refuse
absolutely not

Tanaka:
w ho d ar e f o rg e t ki y o ko - s an

Yachi:
oh no she was forgotten:((

Nishinoya:
dear first years of karasuno high,
if you dont add kiyoko-san 😃

Sugawara:
you literally have a boyfriend pls

Oikawa:
how
how does he have a boyfriend and i dont

Asahi:
uh
hi-

Oikawa:
yeah it makes sense it was him
@Nishinoya dont make your boyfriend feel like he's not enough for you, stop saying kiyoko is a god i know she is very pretty but you chose to get together with your ace dont be a crappy person and make him feel like that

Nishinoya:
Asahi do you really feel like that :(

Asahi:
ah no its fine

Oikawa:
dont lie to him
if you tell him its fine he'll continue to do it

Nishinoya:
Asahi?

Asahi:
yeah i kinda do
BUT LIKE I SAID ITS FINE

Nishinoya:
dont lie to me please :(
its not fine if you get upset over it

Asahi:
it is kind of annoying that you constantly talk about her to Tanaka and simp for her
even after i confessed to you you continued to do it

Nishinoya:
im so sorry Asahi!
thanks for telling me how you feel i promise i wont do that anymore!

Asahi:
Thanks Yuu :)
thank you Oikawa too

Oikawa:
youre welcome
just dm me or something and I'll help

Yamaguchi:
this isnt chaos but it helped them out so its okay this one time

Hinata:
yes we want chaos
its fine if you help eachother out but we cant chaos

Oikawa:
you want chaos?
i can give you chaos

Iwaizumi:
dont you dare tell them add those two

Oikawa:
ah Iwa-Chan of corse i wont tell them to do that
I'll ask :)

Iwaizumi:
goddamn it

Oikawa:
Chibi-Chan
can you add Hanamaki and Matsukawa?

Hinata:
yep i can just give me their stuff!

Oikawa:
I'll send them in dms :)

Hinata added Matsukawa and Hanamaki

Hanamaki:
theres some whores in the house

Matsukawa:
Whores in the house

Hanamaki:
ew you have auto-caps on still

Matsukawa:
bro i dont know how to turn it off

Hanamaki:
come over to my house ill help

Oikawa:
why not ft-

Daichi:
please let this die until tomorrow atleast thats all i ask

Iwaizumi:
shut the fuck up until tomorrow
@Oikawa @Matsukawa @Hanamaki

Oikawa:
what are you
my mom?

Iwaizumi:
😃

Oikawa:
gomen gomen gomen gomen :)

Hanamaki:
bruh it only midnight

Iwaizumi:
you should be sleeping like normal people

Matsukawa:
no

Kageyama:
i-

Oikawa:
oh.
hey Tobio-Chan

Tsukishima:
shut up

Tsukishima muted the server
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