VolleyWhores || Haikyuu Chatfic

TANAKA HOW???

private chat
Kuroo and Sugawara

Sugawara:
you totally are

Kuroo:
no im not-

Sugawara:
dont lie to me👹👹

Kuroo:
you are one scary fuck

Sugawara:
i will call yaku and tell him to kick you for me

Kuroo:
after this im more scared of you

Sugawara:
wELL IM NOT IN TOKYO

Kuroo:
yEs i lIkE kEnMa

Sugawara:
i know all

VolleyWhores

Kuroo:
anyways

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Nishinoya:
oh were sending meme sound things?

Ennoshita:

if i see the god damn bee movie script im committing arson

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Hanamaki:
how many Times do you think wr coukd send the bee movie script

Nishinoya:
without dying?

Matsukawa:
preferably yes

Nishinoya:
once

Tanaka:
yeah do not mess with enno
he's scary when he's mad-

Ennoshita:
Tanaka where are you?
you said youd be right back and its been 10 minutes-

Tanaka:
JDKQOFJWFOOSJFQK9V7QHGOSGO

Daichi:
"im straight"

Sugawara:
"heterosexual"

Daichi:
uhhuh definitely Tanaka we believe you

Sugawara:
then you do this

Tsukishima:
ha gay panic

Tanaka:
guys
pls
i dont wanna be slandered like hinata

China:
aYE AYE AYE-
gO bAcK tO yOuR bOyFrIeNd yA dAmN sImP

Nishinoya:
oh are we calling him a simp again?

Ennoshita:
for who?
i thought he wasnt simping for kiyoko?

Sugawara:
my dear boy
you seem to be still dense aFTER GETTING TOGETHER

Kageyama:
to be fair u would be the same way
I'd still be confused and id overthink

Sugawara:
@Tanaka
hurt him i hurt you

Tanaka:
youre like an overprotective older brother-
oh shit-
saeko-

Ennoshita:
im-

Sugawara:
🤺

Ennoshita:
its getting dark Tanaka where are you?

Tanaka:
im literally right beside you what

Ennoshita:
no you arent

Tanaka:
what
OH-

Ennoshita:
HOW DID YOU-

Tanaka:
ITS DARK-

Ennoshita:
YOU WERE SITTING BESIDE SOMEONE ELSE WHAT DID THEY THINK 😭

Tanaka:
😭😭😭😭

Sugawara:
YOU DID NOT

Oikawa:
BRUH 💀

Tanaka:
ANYWAYS-
gtg taking Enno home

China:
im back reading and-
how in the fuck did you do that
you sat beside someone wHO IS NOT YOUR BF?? AND THOUGHT IT WAS HIM-

Tanaka:
I GTG-

Yamaguchi:
BRUH

Ennoshita:
bye

Sugawara:
bye
as he immediately texts me

private chat
Ennoshita and Sugawara

Ennoshita:

SUGA
HE'S SO SKGKSKFKWKFK

Sugawara:
WH-

Ennoshita:
HE STARTED HOLDING MY HAND AND HW LOOKS ASO NERVOUS FJSKVK
AAAAAAAAAAAD

Sugawara:
STOP GAY PANICKING

Ennoshita:
YOURE A HYPOCRITE
YOU'RE A SIMP

Sugawara:
NO IM NOT

Ennoshita:
WOW YOU LIAR DO I HAVE TO SEND SCREENSHOTS OF OUR CHAT A FEW DAYS AGO

Sugawara:
I WILL SCREENSHOT THIS AND SEND IT TO THE GC

Ennoshita:
wHAT

Sugawara:
BYE

Ennoshita:
OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT SUGA