gru was very lonely
he had no wife
no children
no family.
he was alone.
normally he didn't let his depression get to him but after realizing how lonely he was this very night he got into his feels.
he grabbed the tequila bottle he had been saving for his wedding night.
"fuck that" he said.
he drank and drank.
his mouth dripping with tequila.
he then ran out of his beloved tequila.
he rode his horse to the nearest liquor store.
he bought all the tequila they had in the store.
as soon as he got home he drank it all.
every last drop.
his visions became a blur.
he was incredibly dizzy.
he sat himself down on the sofa.
a yellow shape emerged from his blur.
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grus 1night stand with kevin
Terrorgru is feeling very frisky after drinking 99 shots of tequila. when kevin the minion cross his path, they have an interesting night.
