Me: Already filled up the pool. There's a trampoline, waterslide, basketball court, bouncy house, Beach balls, volleyball. People are starting to arrive.
Jaidel: Arrives. Hi!
Meredith Grey: Also arrives.
Jennifer Lopez: Hi, Bunny.
Ellen Pompeo: Where do you want us to put your gifts?
Me: On the table, please.
Jennifer Lopez: Puts gifts on the table.
Nazly Gonzalez: Nazly, could we talk in private?
Me: Sure. C'mon. Goes to my room.
Nazly Gonzalez: We broke up. He knew I wasn't happy and I wanted to be with you.
Me: So you're saying I'm yours?
Nazly Gonzalez: Yes, baby. Kisses me.
Me: Pulls away.
Michael: Do you have floats?
Sammy: Where's your friends?
Me: Backyard.
Sammy: Yay.
Me: Gets Michael some floats. Here.
Michael: Thanks.
Me: No problem. Just make sure you give them back. Okay.
Michael: Okay.
Me: i've got a friend whose name is Justin. Gabriel's bringing him. Just then my phone starts beeping. Sees text message from Julian Julian Gonzalez.
Julian Gonzalez: "I'll be there soon."
Me: Messages Julian Gonzalez back.
Nazly Gonzalez: Follows me everywhere.
Me: Slides down.
Justin Gordon: Is there a baby pool?
Me: Yeah. Over there. C'mon.
Justin Gordon: Who's this?
Me: His name is Angel! He has a sister name Catalina-Cathlina and brother name Michael!
David Conrad: Hi!
Me: Hey, David, Jennifer.
Michael DeJesus: Who are these people?
Jennifer Love Hewitt: We're her friends.
Michael DeJesus: We never met y'all.
Me: That's enough Michael! Oh my gosh.
Joshua, Anthony, Jonathan, Gio: Talks.
Me: Uses bathroom.
Nazly Gonzalez: I'm staying at your house. Moves closer.
Me: Finishes using bathroom. Washes hands.
Nazly Gonzalez: You're mine forever.
