People mistake me for an oversized mango. I am fine with that because I can get any girl I want, even your mom.
A while back, I went out with Rose and we were both in 90 Day Fiance. They sent me to Rose's Country, the Philippines. It was good until the hot weather touched my baby skin. I hated it. We went food shopping which was hard because I don't speak their language. Then, when I wanted to take a bath, she said the water was not like in the USA. So I had to use a bucket and soap! I felt like my body was roasting like turkey which everyone wanted to ea-.
Anyway, after that horrible experience. We went to a hotel. (FINALLY), We spent the night and we did the birds and bees 😳, it was like Christmas. She was unwrapping the present 😏.
For some reason she said I was small on height and my eggplant. What does that mean? 😍
It didn't work out towards the end because she said I wasn't "the one". Like girl, I am a beautiful pumpkin needing to be carved 😏. Which she says she can't do. After all that chicken business, I got a new girl and guess who it is?
You
