Who do I choose?

Love Of My Life

ED SHEERAN???? you fall to your knees. he says "hey luv don't get your trousers all dirty mate no cap" and then you say British ghetto ed? you run away s c r e a m i n g. 2 men named wilbur and george run up behind you and push you into a puddle yelling "HAHAH LOSER" you start to cry. kyle puts his hand on your shoulder and says "i've been watching you since the 7th grade" and you say "really uwu" 5 YEARS LATER you wake up to the most wettest monstorus humongus juciest bloodiest wildest shart you have ever heard. you see a huge piss spot on the bed. Kyle walks up to you and says "I-I" you say "You what?" he sighs "I am dream" and you say "really?" and he says "no" you go to work and all your co workers are staring at you... one of them says "u have a shet stain on your shirt" you run into the bathroom and a man grabs you. tommy was not finished with you yet for making him kill his true love. he jumps on you like a spider jumping off the wall. you fall. Kyle comes into the bathroom "WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING MY WIFE!?" he pees and then leaves. tommy then says "stupid american didn't wash his hands" that's when you lock tommy in the bathroom and leave. tommy's goal was to eliminate all americans in britain. dumbledore helps you and kyle escape england and live happily ever after............