A Human!? In Hell!?

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Previously

I put my hand to my mouth to prevent my laughs from being heard, but I was heard anyways. Angel turned his head to our direction and we moved our heads back quickly."Well, that confirms what time we are in," Glitchtrap states. I nodded and started walking in a random direction. "Where are you going?!""I think I saw the news station this way," I said as I kept walking. I heard footsteps behind me and a tired sigh, signalling that Glitchtrap was following me.
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We kept walking towards the news station, the building getting more clear the closer we were.

"So, what are we doing," Glitchtrap asked. I turned my head to him and smiled.

"We're gonna go to the news station so we could meet Charlie and Vaggie, or would you want to join the turf war between Sir Pentious and Cherri," I suggested. He looked at me, his eyes shining with blood lust.

"Will I be able to kill people?"

"By people you mean the egg bois then sure." We heard a blast and looked to our left to see a huge Victorian looking blimp heading West and we smirked before running in that direction. On the way, I saw a metal bat (y'know, as all protagonists do) and picked it up, quickly catching up afterwords.

-Meanwhile-

Nasally evil laughter could be heard through the blimp as a demon could be barely seen inside. This demon had the form of a snake with grey skin (scales?), a hood colored yellow with 4 pink eye patterns in the inside, and his tail being black with thick yellow stripes and multiple pink eyes lining it. His eyes had red scleras with thin black pupils.He was dressed in a yellow shirt with a pink eye on it, a grey coat with thin yellow stripes, and a black and yellow bow tie. On his head is a top hat which seems to be alive.

"Thosse cowardly ssinerss dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision," he exclaims as he fiddles with his machine. "The power of my machiness are unmatched! No other demon can compare to the likess of I!" A small demon in the shape of an egg with the same outfit as Sir Pentious spoke up.

"Gee, that was pretty swell, boss," he said joyously, his speaking pattern slow, yet childish.

"Yeah," another exclaimed, jumping up while Sir Pentious had a smug smile.

"You really showed them what for! I really liked when you shot them with your ray gun." Sir Pentious got anxious when he got closer and smacked him away.

"I wish he'd shoot ME with his ray gun," the first egg boi said sadly as another patted him softly. Sir Pentious scowled and waited for anyone else to say anything before starting again.

"At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of the pentagram by day's end! And nothing, not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from my consstrictive grassp," He says quite evilly as he wraps one of the egg bois and squeezes him until his eye bulge and a little bit of his yolk leaks out. An egg boi interrupts him with a bottle.

"Woo," he exclaims, the cork in the bottle flying out and hits him in the face. He throws the previous egg boi ant him as another shouts "Oh boy," In a happy way as his eyes become chibi (I can't explain it)

"Hell will be mine," Sir Pentious continued. "And everybody will know the name of Sir P-." Before he could continue, a female voice cuts through.

"EDGELORD!!"