A Human!? In Hell!?

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Previously

"Oh right. These are Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust. Guys, this is my partner (N/N)," he said as he pushed me in front of them. "This is your partner, but they didn't even do anything," Cherri said as she looked at me judgingly."Yeah, and is that one of Sir Pentious's egg things," Angel questioned. 'Holyshitholyshitholyshit,' I thought as I stood frozen, silently fangirling. Glitchtrap waved a hand over my face and I grabbed it and flipped him over."Ha! See you're still alive," he said as I let go quickly. Cherri and Angel just laughed. I saw a limo pull up and poked Angel."Hehe, what you need little guy," he said and I pointed to the limo. His smile soon dissapeared and was replaced with a frown. "Oh, you've gotta be shittin' me."

Now

I don't know how, but Glitchtrap and I were in the limo with Angel Dust, Charlie, and Vaggie.

We watched silently as Angel fiddled with the window switch while Vaggie looked at him in unbridled anger. Charlie just sighed and placed her head in her hand, momentarily looking at Vaggie. Glitchtrap and I sat in the seat to the side with 278 sitting on my lap, seemingly asleep. The only thing that could be heard was the noise of the window going up and down. After a while, Angel noticed how everyone was looking at him and he stopped playing with the switch.

"What?" He asked and that ended up pissing off Vaggie even more.

"What? WHAT?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING" she shouted as she ripped a few clumps of her hair off her head. 'Ouch' I thought to myself, 'that must hurt.' Angel sighed and rubbed his forehead with two fingers.

"Look, I owed my girl buddy a solid" he explained, looking annoyed. It seemed like this wasn't the first time he got yelled at. "Isn't that a 'redeeming quality'," he made aur quotes when saying redeeming quality, "helping friends with stuff?"

"Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!"

"Ehh, you win some you lose a few hundred" he made some counting motion with his hands before breaking out in laughter. He then elbowed Glitchtrap "ain't that right, bud?"

"Don't put me into this, I'm just a third party" Glitch said as he scooted away. Angel clicked his tongue in annoyance before going back to fiddling with the switch. Vaggie apparently got tired of this as she soon threw a dagger at the switch, breaking it.

"Oh c'mon, I had to" he exclaimed. "My credibility was on the line. I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was trying to go clean? It just throws out my entire persona." He pushed his boob fluff up to make a point.

"Your credibility? What about the hotel's? Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!"

"Nonono babe, jokes are funny. I made you guys look..uh..sad! And pathetic. Like an orphan with no arms, or legs..uh..oh, with progeria!" As he kept adding to his example, Charlie looked more traumatized as she envisioned it. I looked at her and thought for a bit before patting her head. 'Huh, her hair feels soft.' She looked at me and gave me a small smile, nodding her head in thanks. I tuned back in to the argument happening infront of me.

"Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?" Vaggie asked in shock and anger as she stood up. 'Ah, so he said the taco insult thing.'

"Pff, whatever pisses you off more" he retorted as he kept rummaging around the limo. "Is there seriously no liquior in here?" He complained. Vaggie frowned and sat back down.