The water cult was still going strong for months before Dumbledore fell from the sky and broke the table in half, leaving a hole where he whizzed to the other side of the world and flew around the air back to hogwarts.
This school really was magical.
Every student in the hall was fasnicated by the way Dumbledore whizzed in the air around the world, his arms flapping like wings as he returned faster than yousain bolt.
One by one, they jumped through the floor in the hole.
In Australia, someone was watching everyone shoot out of the ground one by one, and the sky was filled with kids flapping their arm wings as they prepared to take flight.
Y/N was the leader of the pack. She had worn her fluffy pink heels that made her higher than Big Ben in London that were given to her by her unicorn friends for the occasion.
"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" Y/N screamed through a megaphone, and Snape shot through the air so fast that he returned from the hall floor 3 seconds later as everyone started flapping their arm wings.
The person in Australia watching them chuckled to themselves and went back inside.
Y/N led the group of flying students and they began to fly through the sky at 60 miles per hour.
Everyone felt like the main character (as they should).
They flew over Y/N's unicorns and they all waved at Y/N and shot sparkly dust to Y/N to make her glitter in the air. She smiled as glitter fell from her mouth and covered Snape, mixing with the grease in his hair and making slime.
Dracko began to play with the slime as they flew over ducks strutting about the catwalk in Y/N's back garden. Her garden was the size of a massive field.
They shot through the air and landed back safely in the Great Hall.
"Well done Y/N!!!" Dumbledore gushed.
"My little wrecking ball can fly!" Dracko did a dancey dance and fell off the table and cracked his head open. Y/N perfectly did a spell and Dracko's head no longer looked like an egg.
"Let's do it again! I have unicorn powers now!" Y/N said.
Y/N covered glitter under EVERYONES skirt so that when they flew they had a streak of glitter behind them.
"To infinity and beyond!" Y/N screamed again and everyone flew, the glitter choking some to death.
Madam promfrey came to the rescue and fixed everyone and gave them turbo engines and guns and fortnite skins so they could go faster and project through the air faster.
Everyone was dressed like buzz light year or in spacesuits from ebay and they zoomed around, the turbo engines making them go faster.
Soon the whole world joined in and they sky was crowded with everyone flapping their arms like wings.
Years later everyone stopped flying as their buzz powers died.
Rip powers :((( 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
"My darling qween and I have some work to do." Dracko led Y/N to the slytherin dorms.
Dumbledore stole a paddle from strictly come dancing (Bruno wasn't happy) and wrote 1 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000 points to slytherin on.
They won the house cup.
"My dorm now Shawty." Dracko put on a cowboy hat and got a leash and dragged Y/N by the toes to the slytherin dorms.
author's note-
my friend said to me the other day "I don't even know what's going on with this book anymore" "I don't think it has a plot anymore" and I shrieked with laughter because I write the first thing that comes into my head (yeah, literally, every idea is from the first thing that comes to my head), and it's just hilarious how at the beginning I had a plot planned but this had happened - I'm going to write a major plot twist so be prepared 😱
anyways, cya soon <333
