Magi character's opinions on each other

Pisti

Kams: Good afternoon, Pisti!

Jasmine/hibiscusbxbe : Welcome Pisti to the show.

Pisti: Thanks for having me here! I'm happy to be the first one you interview!

Kams: You're our experiment for other interviews.

Pisti: oh. I see.

Jasmine: Anyway, lets just jump in to the questions. Basically me and Kams will be taking turns asking you about random people from Magi.

Pisti: Seems easy enough.

Jasmine: ok, Kams is first.

Kams: Ok now Pisti... what do you think of Judar?

Pisti: He's a twerp that likes to get on everyone's nerves. I know I sometimes act like a child, but he's more childish than me most of the time. I bet he can barely hold his liquor. I don't like him and everyone else doesn't either.

Kams: Wow. We kinda forgot to mention that this may ruin some friendships...

Jasmine: Oh yeah, you put that our #1 thing to say...

Kams: I did? *goes to check* Oh I did.

Jasmine: Alright, next one. What do you think of Aladdin.

Pisti: He's cute and funny. Although I didn't like it when he thought I was a kid... I will forgive him once.

Jasmine: hmm. Ok.

Kams: what do you think about Sinbad?

Pisti: Oh him? He's a drunken alcoholic who's also a womanizer but also a men-inizer cuz apparently Jafar caught onto his charms as well. No one admits it but we all think he's annoying and needs to work on his behaviors. He does seriously no work and prances around the kingdom like its his own personal playground or something! Like bro, take a chill pill and do your goddamn work! Look how tired poor Jafar is! *gestures to Jafar that happens to be walking past* He's basically your boyfriend for crying out loud shouldn't you be having sex with him and not other ladies?

Jafar *just chiming in*: Huh?

Pisti: Not to mention you don't even talk about your feelings to us. You just bottle everything up with an actual bottle of wine! And when we finally do get you to talk about your problems, you just spit out sentences left and right not making any scene at all like a petrified wild animal. When you first met Jasmine you tried to kiss her and call her beautiful, clearly not even thinking about the consequences because she had a girlfriend and Kams kicked you square in the dick! You couldn't walk for a week, but damn it was hilarious when you kept trying to get up to find alcohol and Jafar just stopped helping you get back on the bed so you were just laying half on the bed and half on the floor. *sighs* Ok, I'm done.

Kams: ...

Jasmine: ...

Kams: Oh. My. God...

Jasmine: Imma go cry now, bye. *gets up and leaves*

Kams: I guess that's all for today... thanks for dropping by and um... listening to this ugh... interview! Bye bye!