Pico: hey you know what would be fun? If we go to a anandon military facilily
Bf: omg new fucking spot??
pico: yes
they go to the top secret place. the palce where they go and they are in a war idk. they call it oldgrounds.
peco: yo tf where u keep the guns I need a gun repair guys
tank man: wtf god dammit who let the school shooter into our base?
Daddy dearest: me. I hate bf I want him to get shot lololol
Bf: thanks sir
Dad: since pissy over here won't kill him he fux him every Friday night and MORE DAYS TOO
pico: sorry not sorry lmaoooo
tank man: ok if we repair your gun will you scram
pico: only if we get to fuck here one time
Tank man: ..shit not again...*unbuckles belt* tony was right..
pico: HUH? BITCH IM NOT GAY??
bf: YEAH WE STRAIGHT ASS WIPE
Tank mam: god..ok?
bf: DID YOU SKIP LAST CHAPTER?? God is dead dimmy
You know the drill. They had to rap badtle!!
Tank man: all the bars i spit come out the wrong way. Or maybe I'm just trying to tell you that I'm gay.
bf: if u gay that's fine just come out of the closet cause you rocks!. We won't judge you that much just cause you were wearing socks
tank man: sniff,,, thank you,,, that means so much
Tank boi runs to his bois and he say "IM HOMO SEXY " and they all say "UOU THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT?"
anyway pico got his gun upgrades, tank man is accepted, but something is missing. Bf is not satisfied.
Bf: time for my dunderhead appointment!
pico: oh say less shawtea
tank men: SHEEEEEESH 🥶
To be continued
YOU ARE READING
go pico i guess
Romancebeep bop bo ur a ho pico x bf (not making fun just having fun) (EVERYTHING IN HERE IS JUST FOR FUN!! If you don't like the following then this story isn't for you: Gay people)
