crushes and pirates

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(New Animatronics: ribbit and Falcon)

Me: are you trying to get me murdered?!

Freddy: *still crying* m-my hats,

Foxy: shut up ye baby.

Freddy: *eyes glow red*

Foxy: uh oh....  *hides behind me* TAKE HER INSTEAD!

Me: ...

Phone: *bzzt bzzt*

Me: O.O

Freddy: *tries to see over shoulder*

Me: *slaps* no, bad freddy

Freddy: ...

Me: o.o EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

everyone: *grumbling*

Me: we have a dare

Everyone: *excited*

Me: AHEM! *Cough cough* the dare is we must tell our crushes we like them

Everyone: NUUUUUUUUUUU

Me: I guess I'll go first, no one >:D

Mae: n-no one

M: ribbit

Ribbit: M...

Falcon: I have no need of a woman besides to have her do mundane work.

Me: I hate you

Tiny: Dan

Bella: Bonnie

Dan: tiny

Freddy: chica

Chica: Freddy

Bonnie: Bella

Foxy: yar, I choose me self

Me: ...

Toy freddy: you ;)

Me: O.O No...

Toy bonnie: my guitar

Toy Chica: my phone -3-

Mangle: marionette

Marionette: mangle

Balloon boy: everyone >:D

Everyone: O.O

Foxy: Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Mae, tiny, and Bella: yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Foxy: Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really !
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

You are a pirate! - Yay!

Foxy: We've got us a map, (a map! )
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! Everyone else: (with locks! )
And buried deep away!

Foxy: We'll dig up the box, (the box! )
We know it's full of precious booty!
Foxy: Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

Mae: Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,

Foxy: You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a Pirate is really

Foxy: Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Hahaha!

Foxy: We're sailing away (set sail! ),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har! )
And run and jump all day (Yay! )
We float on our boat (the boat! )
Until it's time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye! )
Until we sail again!

Mae: Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

Foxy:
Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

Foxy: Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate!

Foxy: You are a pirate!

Mae: *laughs*

Foxy: ye be some fine pirates!

Everyone: YOUR NOT A PIRATE!!!!!

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