forgive me for the events that follow (ALSO I MADE THAT PICTURE AND IT TOOK ALL OF STUDY HALL) ⚠️swear words⚠️
January 20, 2020
8:00 am
(Y/N) pov
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Wtf is happening. what the actual fruity-flavored flying fuck is happening? Mr. Biden was flirting with me? i saw- well nevermind. I just know that when i see barron i'll be ok. We've been dating for 4 years now, since the end of trump's 1st year in office. He makes me so happy. I have taken the rest of the day off to go on a date with him. Were going to get slushies then go for a picnic in the park. I always listen to him rant about how terrible his dad is, an seeing the way his ears get red when he rants, and the way his voice gets deeper when he's mad, always make me fall harder and harder.
I walk outside to see a white jeep with tinted windows. That's him! i have to be quiet and undercover for multiple reasons. 1) Nobody can know what/what barron is doing. 2)Nobody can know were dating 3)If Trump finds out, Barron wont see sunlight until he's 40.
I walk to the car quickly and quietly, and as soon as i close the door...
"(Y/N)!!!! I"VE MISSED YOU!!!!"
"BARRON!! where the hell have you been loca?!"
We travel to the gas station to get slushies and other stuff for a picnic. the car ride there is always fun. I lov- like him so much. Every moment we spend together, is a moment better in my life.
"Were here" barron said.
"Oh. nice!"
we spent 5 hours just eating and talking. and i thought this was a good time to say it.
"I love you." i blurted out.
"Im breaking up with you." he said at the same time.
"What?" our voices overlapped. i stared into his brown (?) eyes. wtf?
"I'm leaving you for Levi Ackerman" W H A T.!?!?! i mean i would too but W H A T?!???!?!?!
"oh. ok." i reply, shell shocked.
"Yeah im gay." he says so nonchalant. Like tf is rattling around in that head? rocks?
"Same." oof, not me outing myself.
"take me back to work."
"ok."
he drove me home and that was it. bt when i got back, it was just getting started.
As i walked into the white house , to get my bags and ask Mr.Biden to let me go home early, i see the cheeto wearing a maid dress and nothing else, sitting on mr. biden's desk? "wtf" i thought internally.
"What are you doing??" i practically screamed at him.
"TRYING TO GET MY BOYFRIEND BACK YOU HOMEWRECKER!!!!" he screamed back
"WHAT???" i seriously am so confused.
"YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYONE I'VE EVER LOVED!!!!! IVANKA, BARRON, BIDEN!!!"
"i have never dated ivanka or Biden wtf?"
"oh."
"And barron just broke up with me because hes dating a 2D fictional maid that fights man-eating titans. he's hot tho so i wouldn't blame barron..."
"Oh."
"Ok then are we done here?"
"yeah sure."
i walk towards the door. I decide this isn't the end. I turn around and swing.
SMACK
I hit him square on the left eye. in a shocked manner he jumps, revealing that he is wear nothing underneath his maid dress 😃
good thing your eyes were closed and you had already turned around. but Joe saw.
"BITCHASS" he screamed.
"oh fuck off, that's what you get for being racist, sexist, misogynistic, and ableist."
"go off ms.girl"
where did that voice come from? FUCK IS THAT LEVI???
"hi im Levi"
"hi Levi" we all responded at once
"your very short" trump (stupidly) said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY???"
(pretend the titan is trump, k?)
"AW FUCK BRUH" trump moans
"I am not your 'bruh'" Levi responds
I am watching this all from the sidelines
"good job Levi"
"thanks y/n"
"yup"
"I'ma go now"
"k, idc"
10 hrs laters
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I'm getting a phone call? I pick up my phone, it's an unknown number.
"h-h-h-h-h-h-hey. i-i-i-i-i-im Y/N"
"hello y/n, my name is Steve. Steve Harvey."
"s-s-steve Harvey??!!!!???!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!"
"oh well I hate you and think you deserve to rot in hell and suck Satan's toes. but that's besides the point. my friend Donald is threatened by you do I'm gonna kidnap you, ok?"
"no." I respond
I hear him cover the microphone.
*muffled* "what do I do now, Phil?"
"hold on let me mute" he says.
"ok, take your time."
I turn on Yuri on ice (I'm rewatching it for the 24th time lol) and continue to finish episodes 2 episodes. I think I fell asleep, bc when I woke up it was light outside. and Steve must have hung up.
"ok ig"
while I'm walking to school, I see Bakuhoe and Deku. I run over to them.
"Hey guys!"
"h-h-h-h-h-h-hey Y/N" deku stutters.
"HEY Y/N HOW ARE YOU?" bakugo screams.
"good ig" I respond.
"DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?"
"Bakugo we've been over this, I'm gay, and I hate you."
"oh ok 😀"
at this point the school is only feet away from us, and I don't have the same class as them so we split apart.
as I walk into the school, I see saiki walking (annoyed as usual) with kaido, nendo, and teruhashi following close behind.
"Hey saiki, I brought you coffee jelly, just as promised."
"ara ara, thank you y/n chan"
"yeah ofc"
teruhashi is giving me a death stare (prolly cuz im making a "move" on "her man"), kaido is looking at me like im a god, and nendo doesn't think so he's just kinda staring. i felt uncomfortable so i left. as im walking around the halls i spot Yuri and Victor. i gave them a friendly head nod, after all, the gays must stick together. I continue to pass ryuk, Simon biles, and Norman, Emma and ray. and when i finally get to my classroom, I stop. no fucking way. they're here. it's...
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