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Tips From A Weirdo Called Johnny

Tips From a Weirdo called Johnny

Water Parks: Avoid places like Raging Waters. They are disgusting, I was about to go one day when, suddenly, what do you know there was all of a sudden this report on the news about it. This lady saw a man walking around with a tag around his ankle that labeled him as a sex offender and diseases can get into the water: including AIDS and Genetal Herpes. Trust me, my family has a pool and I have seen floating band aids from my siblings. Kids piss in the water and guy might have erections. So think about that when you go to a water park. And don't worry people, my chance to go to my first water park other than sea world was not ruined, I can't even swim. haha. Jk don't laugh I get teased a lot, especially, from my friends becasue my little sister who's nine can swim and I, a sixteen, can't. Boo hoo.

Caring For Your Converse: 1: If you want them to be clean, then never use them. Instead keep those poor little converse inside the shoe box. Poor converse, they'll never be used, such a waste. 2: Don't ever skate with converse, they are not the type for skating, you'll get into more accidents, instead buy some DC's or Vans hightops. 3: Don't throw your converse into the washer, they will get the color soaked out of them, especially, black they'll get a brown shitty color. 4: Or, if you're like me, when you first buy the converse you use them, without caring where you step. I'm sorry people, I like converse better when they feel a bit worn out and a couple of holes in them. 5: This isn't really a tip, but buy your converse shoelaces. I buy neon colors, yes, pink is included and i mark my shoes up with sharpie, with things that say Property of George and other junk. Or you can be like George and just go buy yourself some batman shoelaces. I'm jealous of him they cost him five dollars at Spencers. Andrew is normal, he likes his converse without color most of the time.

Reading a Dictionary: What ever you do, when all plans fail to have a good day, don't read a dictionary! It's boring and yet hilarious. Try to see how far you can get. I made it up to 'a'. Woo hoo. George made it up to the cover and Andrew he read the whole A section, dont' worry it was a children's dictionary with pictures. Webster's to be precise.

Well, that's it for now, I don't have much tips to give other than don't skateboard down a steep hill. 'supposedly' it's illegal and cops are hiding around the corner just waiting to arrest you.

haha. Here's a smart story about the hill I skated down and almost got fined for, instead I got a warning since nothing was broken. Anyways, one day a car was speeding down the steep turn and a kid was crossing the road. He was hit and died about a couple years ago. What a shame, I didn't get to see it:[ Right after that day, people came to put candles with the virgin mary and flowers for the little boy, but the police remained and stayed watch over the hill. Then one day, I guess they got tired and they stuck a dummy in the front seat. People slowed down when they saw the car, but then once they saw that it was a dummy they ignored and speeded it up. I give a hand five to those cops for such a smart devious plan. But to this day, they don't have any police or dummy watching over that hill and their has been no accidents.