This is about tony being nosy and wondering which one of us too or bottom nat or you..
Word count: 733
Tony's pov
"Ok guys listen up, I have a very important question I have been wanting to ask you guys for a wile. I have been debating whether to leave it alone or not and I have come to conclusion... to not leave it alone" I announce to everyone except nat and y/n. Y/n is on a mission with fury. And nat is in the training you, so I thought this is the perfect time to ask. " what is it now tony?" Clint asked eagerly " ok ok bird brain the very important question is drumroll please!!!! Which do you think is top y/n or nat?" I ask then get impaled in the face by a pillow?! " who through that?!"
"That's none of our Business" Clint said to me and I just rolled my eyes till Thor said " actually I would like to know that as well I think lady nat is top"
"Thank you Thor! At least someone likes my expertly thought of questions" " you thought of this?!" Yelled Steve. " yes yes I did. AnyWho I think nat has to be top, I mean she is to scary to be bottom" " uh ya right nat is bottom" Clint says " ohhh" everyone says " that's not what I meant! I mean you never know some people can be different in bed" " what dose top or bottom mean?" Little Peter said I just smirked " don't you dare ruin this innocent child. Peter let's go get some nuggets from McDonald's" Wanda says I don't even get to say by as the kid is out the door in seconds.
"I think nat is bottom" Clint and Bruce said "nope nat has to be top y/n is not that scary" I say as Thor agrees with me till the doors to the compound get blasted open and standing on the other side is y/n looking pissed as fuck. " I can do what ever the fuck I want you can't tell me what or what not to do!" Y/n exclaim " you can't go around killing everyone. Our mission was to get the data from that hydra base and you killed everyone and never got the data" fury said " you mean this data" y/b said before pulling out a chip that most likely had the data on it, "here's your stupid data!" She said throwing it at fury's head she slowly Walked up to him and said " you better each how you talk to me because if you talk to me like that EVER again you might be needing another eyepatch... or a casket" as she turns around everyone says y/n is top! She looked so confused " what do you mean I'm top?" I didn't say anything till Bruce exclaimed "tony wanted to know who is top you or nat" he says as nat walks in "what about me? Hi babe" "hi" y/n says to nat wile glaring at me " we where wondering which one of you is top and which one is bottom" Bruce says again " of course y/n is bottom" nat say "yes!! I was right" I tell but little to soon "what ever trying to act all tough when was the last time you where top" "ummmm I'm always top" nat say "seeeee" I say and get a quite rude response from Steve "shut it tony I want to see where it goes" "ok then nat why don't you tell them what happened last night" y/n says wile Raising an eyebrow "what happened last night?!" I yell looking for a answers " I'm going to bed!" Nat yells "you better shower first you stink!" Y/n yells back "you smell worse!" "Well at least it's blood and guts you smell like sweet and dirty socks!!" "Shut up and get your ass up here!" Nat yells "ok ok!" Y/n says as she starts to head up the stairs "e-mail me the details from last night!" I yell. She just shakes her head and keeps going Up the stairs.
"So I assume that y/n is top?"
"Yes spangle pants!"
Sry this is so short I'm not good at this. I'm trying to get better! Let me know if I should continue going on the unexpected book.
