Smallkit's Guide to Annoying Cats

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        Smallkit sat the book down gently on to her nest in the nursery. On the front of the brightly colored book it said "200 Ways to Annoy Warrior/Medicince Cats".  The small she-kit stood up and took off for the Thunder Clan medicince den, knowing that Jayfeather would be in there.

        She pranced across the clearing, "Hey, Jayfeather!" she called into the den. A small groan came form him as he padded out, "How many paws am I holding up?!" she asked with a small giggle.

        Jayfeather's blind eyes grew angry, "Shut up, you pile of fox dung!" he spat at her.

        She continues to giggle, "Where is your stick, anyway?" Smallkit was pretending to care.

        "What did you do to my stick?!" Jayfeather's yowl echoed through the camp.

        Darkstripe (Yes, in this book Darkstripe is still alive cause I want to have him here) paded over, "What in Star Clan's name is going on here?" he asked.

        "So, uh, Darkstripe, why are your ears so... I don't know, floppy?" Smallkit smirked at the rugged tom.

        His eyes narrow, "Get out of my business, kit." he snaps.

        Smallkit shrugs and bounds out of the den, leaving the angry cats behind. She noticed Squirrelflight talking to Bramblestar. She smirked and ran over to them, "Hey, guys!" she smiles up at them innocently, "So, when are the kits due, Squirrelflight?"

        Squirrelflight's eyes widen, "I-I'm not expecting kits. Bramblestar, do I look chubby?" she looked down at her stomach.

        Bramblestar glared at Smallkit, "Of course not, Squirrelflight." he lapped her ear gently, "As for you," his amber eyes looked into Smallkit's blue ones, "You've cause enough trouble, Smallkit. I want you to leave the camp for a while and think of what you've done."

        The small gray she-kit nodde softly and padded out the entrance, doing what Bramblestar told her. She was wodering if any other cat got the book.

        Redkit, Smallkit's brother, picked up the book sitting in her nest, "Looks interesting." he mewed to himself sitting down and flipping it open.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 26, 2015 ⏰

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