Madness Combat Bullshitttt

Embers [Auditor x Reader]

(I find this godly sonuva bitch pretty
H O T
lmao that's a shitty ass joke but yeah I love him. I drew the pic, it's just a sketch of he but I love he. Headcanon: fire man purrs. Fight me.

Content: Tired Big Bad boss man. Also, this is kind of a lime)

You've been in a high position of the Agency Against Hank Wimbleton for a long ass time, long enough for even the Auditor to actually respect you. Compared to the other, even sort of high ranked agents, you're more trusted by the Auditor than any of the others. This sneaky ass, quiet ass fuckhead will often sneak up behind you and startle you in some way as a fun little greeting. You can't lie, it's pretty funny to you as well as him. It's kind of difficult to tell where he usually is, without monitoring security cameras anyways. Sometimes you were put in for camera watch duty, but usually tech related stuff, weapons included. You're one of the more experienced ones with weapons and general tech compared to most of the others, and the lower ranked agents respect you too. Out of your position? Out of how they notice the Auditor literally visits you hella often, doesn't hurt you, and is comfortable with you? You're not too sure, but they do chat amongst themselves a bunch.

'Audi', as you call him, is a little defensive over it, or completely ignores it if he's with you. You've overheard them talking about you two, and oh boy do you get flustered over it. You're sometimes teased over it, but only by the workers that are brave, or stupid, enough to do it. You don't exactly try to be all aggressive and defensive, but you do get noticeably flustered. You might get playfully defensive and just joke with them about it all. Audi's more quiet about it, usually acting like no one said shit, but mfs can tell he's probably listening and flustered as fuck. He's still a fear-able, powerful entity though, so they usually keep the chatting and non-seriousness hella low if they know he's near.

Speaking of the flame-head, a certain someone appears through under the small opening under the door as an agent asks you about your more recent weapon designs. The ones you already made anyways. You've got plenty more designs ready to test up for and use, he's just asking about the ones he knows he wants to and should use. Said agent you were chatting with, who's been facing you for a lot of the convo, noticeably changes in his body language. You read it off as 'nervous', but you don't have really much time to react as the Auditor startles you from behind. Your face heats up and you turn to face him now instead.

You notice his big ass smirk on his firey face, and you can't help but get a little redder seeing this man look so smug. The agent who you were previously chatting with was stared down intensely by the Auditor whenever you weren't looking at the Big Bad Boss man. That mf looked tense as shit while you chatted with him a little more. You could hear some kind of... growling...? coming from the reality manipulating entity behind you, but you ignore it. The agent eventually stutters as he quickly excuses himself to do something else somewhere else, leaving the two highest ranked alone together. Once the door is closed behind him, Audi stops his growling.

There's just something about you that he's attracted to, that's strangely strongly attractive to this powerful entity who could do anything to you at any second. You grew to not fear him as much as the others below both of your positions, but you were still very aware of your place and how powerful he is. He tugs on your coat, pulling you closer to him as if you were almost weightless. You're embraced by your leader, who sighs and lays his head over yours, still holding onto you. When you attempt to return the embrace, he starts quietly purring, his flames expanding. You could tell he was exhausted, but moments like this were not very common so you assume he's pretty stressed too. You lean on him, letting yourself relax against him too.