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Rainbows
Yo Taxi
Ipod
Hips
Mountain Dew
Dr.Pepper
Happy Birthday
Bluetooth
Animals
Mirriors
X-BOX LIVE
Haunted Houses
Onions
Hairy
Ice Cream
Which Direction
Wifi
Phone Number
Batteries

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Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

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