Dream narrowed his eyes, grasping the collar of Techno's robe tightly. The pinkette took no notice of him, taking out his To Do List and flicking through it.
"Techno! I have a- I have a house!" Dream screeched at the hybrid, shaking him.
"Sure," Techno didn't sound convinced.
"I do! It's big, very big, and has redstone," Dream pressed.
"Oh yes, the big redstone house that totally exists but has never been witnessed? Of course I believe you," Techno mocked him, turning another page in his book. Dream tugged on the collar of Techno's robe, pulling the other backwards. They toppled over with a chorus of shouts and yells, followed by a thud and groans.
"You tellytubby lookin-"
"I don't look like a tellytubby!"
Techno rolled his eyes, standing up.
"Sure, sure."
"I don't! And I have a house, I just don't show anyone where it is so I don't get mugged!" Dream protested.
"Ah, your house goes to another school," Techno put his book into his inventory.
"NO! Technoblade what the hell is wrong with you!?" the blonde screeched.
"Take me to your house then," Techno said, looking up at the blonde and making eye contact for the first time that day.
"No. I have a house, I'm not showing you where my house is," Dream shook his head, angrily looking back at the pinkette.
"Your cardboard house, yes, of course," Techno smirked.
"Its not cardboard!"
"Mhm."
"Stop bullying me. I'll take one of your lives unless you admit I have a house."
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"..I'll give you netherite?"
"How much?"
"..3."
"..you have a house. Hand over the netherite."
"HAH, I GOT THAT ON RECORD!" Dream sprinted out the house, an angry pinkette chasing after him.
"GET BACK HERE YOU HOMELESS TELLYTUBBY!"
"I HAVE A HOUSE!"
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Technoblade Oneshots
Short StoryJust a load of Oneshots that are Technoblade centred! These will feature Sleepy Boys Inc, The Trio, Dream Team, and others such as JSchlatt, Quackity, and so on. All Information on the book will be in the first chapter. ^^
