Shit that actually happened in my American School

My friends try to summon a demon during class

Friday May,7th
7th hour

StOrY tImE

So I'm friends apparently tried to summon a fucking demon during gym class....

So my friends were using the circles on the gym floor because yes we have that in our gym I don't know why but we have it in our gym and apparently they used my other friend I'm not going to say names as an offering to the demon they were summoning okay I have new news apparently they were trying to summon me... because to them I'm a demon... and my other friend thinks that girls can teleport... which is part of the reason why they did it I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed in my friends... And they're saying that they're waiting on results right now and it may be highly successful so I might be fucking summoned at midnight at midnight tonight out of my nice warm bed
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