Opposite Ends Of the Spectrum We Call Life

Chapter Two: Let the Pantsing Commence

"I can't believe you punched that douche in the face."

As soon as school let out I made a quick ninja escape to the local skate park. A safe haven where I was certain Zed wouldn't find me.

On my way down I text Lolly telling her to meet at our usual spot.

From the very first day I met that over confident pink head I knew the name Lauren didn't fit. So from there on she was known as Lolly. And I take full responsibility for any jokes that come from that.

So here me and Lolly were, sat upon the best tree at the skate park. This tree had the best view in all of Newridge. And no, not because you could see Newridge from 'a wonderful sight that could view miles, but because of those lush skaters. Yeah that was all you could see from the tree.

Lolly practically had a seizure when I told her what happened with Zed. Although she went to a different sixth form to Zed and I, she still knew what Zed was like. As I said, reputation gets around.

"So then my little blue cherub, how shall we celebrate your victory tonight? Milkshakes from Maccies? Some Ben and Jerry's" Lolly had decided that my actions needed celebrating. Oh, that and me escaping Zed alive also.

After long consideration I think I had the perfect celebration. "So my Lolly-pop, what do you say to a nice evening of pantsing?"

Lolly almost fell off of her branch at the sound of that. "I am so game for that."

"Okay so who are we targeting this time?" The thing with Lolly and I is that we wouldn't just pants anyone. No, that's an amateur move. To successfully pants you needed targets.

"I'm thinking hot guys." said Lolly. The girl only thought this as she knew it was an opportunity to flirt. I knew her mind better than the back of my hand.

After a quick discussion on tactics and what not, we had found our first target.

"Okay Blue, time for the Direction play." Yes, we even had our own techniques, with names.

On Lolly's cue I made my way over to a cute looking guy with blonde hair. By the looks of it he was taking a breather.

"Hi, I'm Blue." Let the games begin.

"Hey, I'm Danny. You don't look blue to me? Well maybe your hair but that's it." Danny offered a hand for me to shake in the process of speaking.

"Oh I see how that must have sounded odd. My name is Blue." I took his hand, shaking it back. "I was just wondering if you knew the direction of the nearest bus stop. its just that I'm supposed to be meeting my friend real soon."

As Danny started pointing out the direction of the bus stop, Lolly was ready to make her move.

Within seconds Lolly rushed behind the guy. She looped her fingers through the belt loops on his pants with so much stealth that he didnt even notice.

I said thanks to Danny, giving Lolly the signal. As I turned to walk away, his pants were around his ankles. I continued to walk away oblivious as to what happened.

Let the pantsing commence.

After an hours worth of pantsing various hotties, Lolly and I had found our last two targets.

"Blue are you sure we can do this? We've never done a double pants before. It's entirely genius but risky."

Lolly's confidence had plummeted at the thought of my last play. Yes it was entirely risky, but we had the perfect opportunity to do it.

"Listen Lolly, never has anyone done something this great before. We will be absolute legends. We have the perfect opportunity right now. Are you in?"