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I know we said we wouldn't continue this story anymore but here us out. We were really bored again so we decided to make more.. surprises..? T—T
(Reminder that we don't ship anyone irl, this was just for jokes and stuff man ;))

TommyInnit: Fuck.
Wilbur Soot: We've got to work on your cursing.
TommyInnit: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Dream: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Technoblade: What did you do Dream?
Dream: A MISTAKE

Ranboo: This is such a bad idea.
Tubbo_: Then why are you coming along?
Ranboo: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

TommyInnit: I'm going to take you out
Time Deo: great, it's a date!
TommyInnit: I meant that as a threat.
Time Deo: See you at five!

TommyInnit: Tubso was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Tubbo_: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
TommyInnit: Tubbo, you ate a chair.

Wilbur Soot: *Gets down on one knee*
TommyInnit: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Wilbur Soot: *Falls over*
TommyInnit: The poison is kicking in.

TommyInnit: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Technoblade: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
TommyInnit: ...Well I was kidding anyway, I don't owe you Jackshit bitch, fuck you.

Quackity: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Jschlatt: Really? Name one law
Quackity: Don't kill people?
Jschlatt: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Dream: Can you keep a secret?
Sapnap: Do you know anything about my life?
Dream: No I do not. Good point.

TommyInnit: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Wilbur Soot: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Wilbur Soot, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Jschlatt, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

TommyInnit: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
TommyInnit: i became more evil if you're curious
Wilbur Soot: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
TommyInnit: i'm going to get worse on purpose

Tubbo_: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Ranboo: How can you still say that?
Tubbo_: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Ranboo: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Technoblade: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

ItsFundy: I actually have a black belt.
Niki Nihachu: In what, karate?
ItsFundy: No, from Gucci.

Niki Nihachu: Is something burning?
JustAMinx: Just my love for you.
Niki Nihachu: Minx, the toaster is on fire.

TommyInnit: Someone will die.
Tubbo_: Of fun!

JackManifoldTV: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Ph1lza Minecraft, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
JackManifoldTV:
JackManifoldTV: fsh