My dad is not alive so what do I make? Lexi asked herself Steve raised a brow leaning on the wall "TACOS! Tacos for-" she cut herself off as she spilled salsa on her shirt her jaw dropped and grabbed a towel wiping the salsa off aggressively but only to catch the towel on fire for getting it on the burner she let out a small scream trying to put it out only to burn her shirt Steve tried his best to keep himself from bursting into a fit of laughter "i burned myself and now I don't have a shirt anymore" she said turning around looking at Steve not knowing he's been there the whole time "I'm gonna die!" she said a few minutes later she began crying "This was my favorite shirt!" Steve was now crying as he laughed hard "NnOoO why are you-"
Your shirt's still on fire! he said pointing at her shirt
My- she cut herself off with a mixture of crying and laughing and let herself slowly fall to the ground
Are you okay he asked walking to her still laughing
No she said shaking her head he grabbed her hands pulling her up her hear sped up as there faces were close she turned her head as her phone rang she gently pulled her hands away from Steve going to her phone and rolled her eyes seeing it was a unknown number "County morgue you stem 'em we bag 'em" she said Steve whipped around looking at her with wide eyes she smiled as the line was quiet and hung up
Lexi! he said as she smiled innocently she groaned as someone knocked on the door
WHAT! she yelled
Open! Malia said she gasped running to the door opening it
You're alive! she said
Uh- What the fuck happened to your shirt she asked
Doesn't matter she said
I'm the only one that didn't turn to dust she said doing a weird hand motion "But!" she said holding up her pointer finger
But what! she asked impatient
Stiles got a girlfriend and you wont believe what her name is she said
Get in here she said grabbing her hand dragging her inside her apartment Malia growled at Steve as she walked past him Lexi rolled her eyes and sat next to her on the couch Steve went to the kitchen making the tacos so Lexi doesn't burn down the house "What's her name?"
White trash name, guess. she said
Mandy? she asked
No Malia said shaking her head
Marylin? she asked
Nope. she said shaking her head again smiling
Britney? she asked getting impatient already
Nope she said smiling bigger
"Tiffany?"
"No."
"Candice?"
"No"
Don't fuck with me on this. I know this shit! she said pointing at her
Do you see me fucking with you? I'm completely serious. she said
Alright, speed round I'm gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it fucking buzz it. she said
You do it. I will tell you. she said
You got me? she asked
Yeah Malia said nodding Steve was now invested and leaned on the kitchen island watching them
Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' Becky she asked aggravated
No Malia said
Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it? she asked
Yes she said nodding
Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you! she said Malia laughed smiling more "Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn-"
Tami- Lynn she said cutting her off
FAWK! she yelled Steve smiled Malia laughing as Lexi glared at her
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Dad's Best Friend/ COMPLETED
FanficLexi Barnes is the daughter of the one and only James Buchanan Barnes. Lexi was still very young when HYDRA had took her father they kidnapped her and gave her the super soldier serum and she turned into a werewolf they taught her how to fight and s...
