CJ: *Starts the coffee maker*
[Something crashes from upstairs]
[Loud running steps]
[Another crash]
Woods, sick-sliding into the kitchen with a bed head and wild eyes: WHERE IS THE ENERGY JUICE?!
Tanner, morning face mask on, night shirt with a sleeping cat that says "purrfect time for napping": *Frozen as he pours milk into a bowl*
Paul, wearing a night shirt that says "king of sleep": *Stares at Woods from his place next to the fridge: D-dude-
CJ, used to this as if it isn't terrifying the other two: It's being made Woods. Sit down at the table.
Woods, crouched on a chair, ready to pounce, staring at the coffee, not blinking, murmuring: Energy juice...
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Battle universe x Rekt crack family
LosoweIncorrect quotes with the people from Rekt and Battle Universe. The photo is Rekt because it's my book and I say so lol jk I just wanted it to be Rekt. These are all jokes, none of this is to be taken seriously and I respect that they all have partn...
