"Damn, can't believe it has already been a week." Those were the first words I said when I woke up. It was Sunday and I woke up on my last day of Summer vacation. I did the usual: wake up, eat Cheerios, brush my teeth and go to my laptop to check my Discord, because I don't have a life. I popped into one of my friend's Discord servers, and I got so close to pissing my pants at that time.
"The prank war is happening!", I read from one of the messages by my best friend, Luke Simmons. If you don't know, then let me tell you a bedtime story real quick. You see, my school, Sorren Jacobs High, every year after Summer vacation, has an annual Prank War (idk why, they could've done this on May, smh), and I heard the pranks, got kinda brutal at that time, like the blood-type of brutal. I also heard that after the one in 2017, my school got buried in a lifetime supply of toilet (should have recycled it, and use it in 2020).
I got scared, and I got even more scared when finally knowing this fact,"It's been two years since we had a prank war at our school, which means that there's a lot of new meat in the form of depressed, acne-filled nerds, aka, freshmen and juniors, who have no experience in pranking, I think. And we as sophomores, didn't experience a prank war. And we are supposed to be ruling over them, not counting the seniors." So with that being said, the primary threat now are the seniors, who's first prank war was at 2019, and they absolutely decimated the others. All thanks to Trisha Krystal (a now senior who is an expert at pranking, plus she has a lot of freckles). So we are screwed if we don't come up with a plan before September.
Later that day, me and Luke met up at our usual hangout spot, Chick-fil-A, and we talked about how we are going to survive the prank war, while eating our chicken sandwiches, of course. "So how are we going to survive the war dude. The freshmen are scared for their lives, the juniors are depressed, and the seniors have the queen of pranks, THE QUEEN OF PRANKS!" Luke was hallucinating, almost pissing his pants thinking that his reputation as "lé class troll" will be ruined by a girl who is loves plastic wrap. I gave him the classic "breathe in, breathe out" technique and told him "Calm down, it's not like you're gonna die, we can think of it." Luke hesitates "I have worked since last year to become the class troll, gaining my status as the most popular 10th grader last year. And all of that is gonna end because of a girl who likes to throw toilet paper!" "Hey, chill! I've got a plan," I responded, but I hadn't got a single clue of what to say. Luke is just sitting there, eager to get a good plan from me, but I didn't know what to say. Then I remembered what happened this morning, while I was chatting on Discord,
"It's been two years since we had a prank war at our school, which means that there's a lot of new meat in the form of depressed, acne-filled nerds, aka, freshmen and juniors, who have no experience in pranking, I think. And we as sophomores, didn't experience a prank war. And we are supposed to be ruling over them, not counting the seniors."
"Ok, it's very simple. All we have to do is side with the 9th and 10th graders." I said cunningly. "Seriously, they have zero experience with pranking. And if they have experience, what of they double-cross us and prank us instead." Luke responded. He made a good point there. But then I remembered something, "Listen, we are older than them, meaning that we are technically their rulers. If they disobey us, we'll have spies and we'll prank any of them if they try to double-cross us." Luke felt a bit hesitant, but then he agreed and said "Alright fine, but just remember that you are taking a big risk here, it's like chess, one wrong move and you're done for. Period." And with that being said, our plan is all set, I mean what could go wrong...
P.S. Remind my self everyday that memes are a culture...
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The Great Prank War: A Diary of a naïve 15-year-old
Short StoryThis story focuses on Josh, a 16 year-old 11th Grade student from Sorren Jacobs High School, writing about his experience about the school's annual Prank War, the first one to ever take place in 2 years. Whoever, he saw that the freshman and junior...