The Real Viper

3

"And your winners, John Cena and Randy Orton!" The announcer says in the microphone. John and I get our hands raised and since we are both champions me being the WWE champion and him being the World Heavyweight Champion. We grab our titles and we go in different corners and hold them up from the second turnbuckle. I hop down and shake his hand before getting out and walking up the ramp. Once I'm behind the curtain I make my way to my dressing room. I open the door and see Nichi sleeping on the couch. I walk over to the table, put my belt down, throw on some sweatpants, and made my way over to Nichi. I sit down and she readjusts herself by putting her head on my lap. I start to play with her and watch TV. About 20 minutes later the door swings open and its John looking pissed.
"The god damn hotel we are supposed to be staying in decid-" he sees Nichi asleep and covers his mouth.
"My bad." He whisper yells as he pulls a chair up in front of us.
"It's fine she can sleep through anything, now what are you yelling about?" I ask chuckling. He keeps his straight face and my smirk slowly fades.
"I was yelling about how the hotel booked people in about 6 superstar rooms, you being one of them." He says getting serious.
"You're kidding. Who else doesn't have a room?"
"R-truth, Santino, Evan Borne, and umm the Miz..." He said the last name so quiet I couldn't hear what he said.
"Who's the last one?"
"Umm the Miz..."
"That as-" he cuts me off before I can even finish.
"Randy these guys need rooms so I was hoping you would be a kind and willing man to let them be in your bus till we find a new hotel when we go to Smackdown which is only a 7 hour drive." He says the last part as if it was a very easy drive and had lollipops with him.
"John you know that Miz and I have a long and bumpy relationship... I don't like him... He doesn't like me... We are gonna start World War 3." I chuckle a little in my head seeing as how I accidentally rhymed that whole thing. He rolls his eyes.
"I know you guys don't like each other and trust me I don't like him either but please just let him stay on the bus. If you drive there tonight he will be out of your hair for the rest of the 4 days or you can let them sleep on the bus and then leave in the morning for Kansas." I rub my head then nod. He pats my shoulder and stands up.
"Thanks Randy. Hey, I'll make it up to you sometime. You and Nichi should come over for a party next week." He says trying to lighten up my mood. I chuckle slightly and nod. He walks out after saying goodbye and I slowly get up placing Nichi's head on the couch. I grab my shirt throw it on, grab my suitcase and belt and walk to my bus. I throw my stuff in the back and make my way back to get Nichi. I open my door and see Nichi slowly sitting up rubbing her eyes.
"Good morning sunshine." I say in a teasing tone. She rolls her eyes and notions for me to pick her up. I chuckle and pick her up carrying her to the bus.
"So Evan Borne, R- Truth, Santino, and Miz are driving with us..." She says hiding her face in my chest as we get out side. She starts to shiver and groan kissing her head.
"Yeah. Sorry Nich." She sighs and nods. We get to the bus and I open the door stepping in and seeing R-Truth.
"Wassup Randy?" He says walking over and hi-fiving me. I walk past him and put Nichi on the queen size bed in the back. She snuggles in the covers and is out in seconds. I chuckle and walk back up front with Truth and now Santino.
"Hey, Santino!" I say giving him a bro hug.
"Ello Randy!" We all sit down and start talking when Miz walks in.
"I call the biggest bed on this thing." He says making his way towards the bunk beds.
"Actually Miz that's Nichi's bed..." I say trying to keep my cool. I rolls his eyes and throws his stuff on one of the bottom bunks.
"So where is some good food here?" He says sitting down on one of the recliners.
"Umm there is a thing called the fridge Miz..." Santino says making us laugh. He rolls his eyes and goes to open the fridge. The door of the bus opens and in walks Evan with a smile on his face.
"Hey guys!" He says. We all smile and give him hi-fives but Miz.
"I don't associate with lower class men." Miz said and walked away. I roll my eyes and Evan shakes it off.
"It's cool I don't associate with egotistical jerks." Evan said back before sitting down. Truth, Santino, and I are trying so hard not to laugh. Miz slowly turns around and stares at him.
"Well at least I'm an actual superstar that actually fights! You sit backstage and collect dust so I suggest you-"
I cut in before something happens and they were at the point of yelling.
"Alright that's enough! We are sleeping here tonight then driving to Oklahoma in the morning. We will stop to get breakfast, lunch, and if we need to dinner. Now stop fighting! Nichi is," Nichi walks out from the back rubbing her eyes and Miz stares at her with this look that I don't want her to be looked at with. She walks through them and to the passenger seat of the bus," or was asleep. Now we can get food if you want but if not sit your ass's down and shut up." I finish. Miz storms off to his bunk and lays down. Evan, Truth, and Santino all start to silently clap. I roll my eyes and make my way up to Nichi she's looking forward straight out the window. I sit next to her and she doesn't move.
"You ok Nich?" I ask gently putting my hand on her shoulder. She nods and leans her seat back. I kiss her head and start the bus. I headed towards the orphanage to go see Alanna.