mk's ChiLi brain rot

laying down the (alaskan) pipeline.

summary:
this has nothing to do with alaska and everything to do with zhongli getting railed so good he proposes with chopsticks.

notes: this is just an excuse to write chili smut lmao. PLEASE DO NOT expect this to be a great work of fiction, this is pure brain rot lmao. this is just something i wrote for myself and decided to post here. i hope you enjoy it although it is not my best writing as i have not seriously written in a couple of years. i do accept constructive criticism though! also lowercase is intended-
have a good week!
if you're rolling for zhongli still i hope you get him :-).

POSSIBLE WARNINGS!
childe is called ajax a few times seeing as that is his real name!
baobei is a chinese term of endearment :)
no real plot at all
slight body horror - belly bulge
graphic description of sex
size is exaggerated in terms of childe's (horse) cock lmao.
raw sex lol
referenced breeding kink but no mpreg
not beta'd so there might be spelling mistakes and overall issue with grammar, i'm so sorry... lol
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before meeting a certain geo archon, childe would have laughed in your face and called you a dumb bitch for saying that in a few years time he'd be worshiping something other than his cyro archon back home. hell, he might even spare someone brave enough to spout such idiocy to the eleventh harbinger. they might not be reduced to dust in a matter of seconds. who knows? however, childe now sees his grand error. he's a weak man after all, only to those he loves-
love...he's flown far past something as simple as the term love at this point- he's absolutely whipped and he's got a first class ticket straight to marriage-ville with the trends set so far. usually it would be "ew- no commitment." but now he wants nothing more to spend the rest of his life settled down!

this sudden development of character is new and very scary but being with zhongli doesn't make it seem so.

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for someone cut like the marble similar to his own statues, the (former?) geo-archon is surprisingly soft.

his thighs for example. currently draped over childe's shoulders, pretty and pale, devoid of flaws like the rest of his body but something about them urges the primal part of childe's brain to paint them with love bites. he lays claim to the others sensitive inner thigh, nuzzling his cheek into the left one and staring deep into his alluring eyes which are the color of cor lapis; oranges and browns with striking slitted pupils. all while he marks the archon as his, playfully nibbling at the junction where the thigh meets hip. he can't help but smirk to himself when zhongli reacts with his body shivering and his lips parting on a gasp. he presses a chaste kiss to zhongli's thigh to reassure him, "zhongli, is it ok for me to continue? i'd like to try something." the archon in question looks down at the fatui between his thighs and he can't help but feel his ears burn at the lewd sight. "yes. you are welcome to do what you want, childe." before he can even let the archon process what's going on he grips at the archon's ass and spreads it for a full view.

pink and pretty-

oh- suddenly, childe is even more hungry for ass then he was a minute ago.

zhongli gasps, "childe! that's improper-" his lecture is short lived as zhongli's throat gives out immediately as soon as childe blows air onto the sensitive area of his hole. "god, baobei, you're so pretty down here too." he groans before pressing his thumbs against the archon's skin and gently spreading, watching with keen interest as zhongli's hole flutters from the movement. childe leans in and faintly brushes his lips over it. the smell of glaze lillies is more prominent than before. he fights the urge to smile at zhongli's gasp.

"childe- what, what are you doing? don't put your mouth somewhere so...." he trails off. childe looks up at him, his gaze dark with lust, it makes zhongli's thighs twitch where they still rest on childe's shoulders. "oh, but i want to make you feel good. i promise, this just so i can prepare you better. if you really hate it, i'll stop." with that childe goes to work, pressing his lips against the tight pucker. gentle- be gentle, he reminds himself. he sticks with the kisses as a way to coax the archon into relaxing his tense muscles, obviously aware of the mouth somewhere indecent. once he's sure zhongli is relaxed enough does he tentatively lap at the muscle with his tongue.