Phil pov: GOD DAMMIT IK CLAIRE WOULD CHEAT ON ME AND WITH MR PEABODY?? LIKE WTF CLAIR I GAVE UR BUSSY A GOOD HIT AND U DO THIS TO ME? FUCKING CUNT ASS BITCH, anyways I'm late for work now
*gets dressed in cute maid uniform*
Phil: UwU this makes my ass look cute
*Time pass*
Y/n pov:
God damn I'm fucking starving, is that a cat boy restaurant? BITCH IM GOING
*y/n drives they're car into the cafe*
Y/n: hi dumb Bitch make me a reservation rn
UwU waiter boy: y-y-yes master :(
Y/n: Im gonna enjoy this place.. WAIT IS THAT PHIL DUNPHY? CLAIRES HUSBAND? (I would know him since I fucked Claire) OH MY GOD lemme go say hi.
Phil pov: omg is that y/n?? Lmao I remember Claire bringing her home for coffee it's crazy to see her!
Y/n pov: hey sexy mama
Phil: UwU whaaa-? *blushes like demon*
Y/n: get on ur knees pup
Phil: o-o-ok!
Y/n: drags him into the males bathroom
Phil: WHAAA-
Y/n: kisses him
Phil: damn baby slow down
Y/n: *runs away* OH I ALSO FUCKED CLAIRE, JAY, GLORIA, MITCHELL, CAMERON AND HALEY. LUKE IS NEXT 😏 😈
Phil: nooo!
*in his head: I hope I can watch..*
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Phil dunphy x reader one shots (lemon)
FantasyHey this is joke plz don't come at me me 🙄
