Phil Dunphy x Male Reader

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by stinkybaget

by stinkybaget

Story requested by: @Adriana_pett

Jay walked into the living room very anxious, he whispered to himself "how am I gonna tell them?" Right after he said that the doorbell rang.
Jay ran towards the door and took deep breaths "ok stay calm jay" when jay opened the door he was greeted with Mitchell, Claire and Phil
"What's going on why'd you call us here?" Said Mitch
"Ya, and why are you so nervous and *sniff* sweaty?" Said Claire
"Well.. there's something I've been meaning to tell you guys.. come sit in the living room!"
Everyone was confused and keep giving each other "wtf is going on?" Looks.
As everyone sat down jay breathed in and out again how was he going to tell Claire and Mitch they had a secret older brother?
"That's it I've decided to blurt it out" said jay in his head
"Claire, Mitch.. a couple years back before I was with you're mother I had a fling which resulted in a child.."
"WHAT?!?!" Said everyone in sync
"Yep it's crazy but basically I never got to reach out to the kid cause I never even knew about him! Which it why today I've reached out to him.. and invited him over, he should be here any second.."
"THIS IS CRAZY!" Said Mitch
"WHY DIDNT YOU EVER TELL US?" Said Claire
"Guys we all need to calm down, maybe we can all try to get along with claire and Mitchell's brother"
"Well I guess I'll try" said Mitch
"Me too.." said Claire
(25 hours later) *DING DONG*
"That's him!" Said jay

As jay opened the door Mitch and Claire were very nervous they never thought about they're dad having a secret son?

*jay opened the door*
"Hello my name is y/n!"
"Oh.. uh hello y/n!" Said jay
"Everyone say hi to y/n please!"
"Hi y/n!"
"I hope we can get to know each other" said Mitch
"It'd be very nice to know you!" Said Claire
"It's nice to welcome you" said Phil
"It's really nice to see everyone!" Y/n said
"Well let's get to know each other now" said jay

(5 hours later)

"HAHAHA WELL WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?!" Said now drunk y/n

"you WONT BELIEVE IT" Claire says
*claire whispers in ur ear what happened next*

"OMG!" You and Claire both start to laugh

Jay POV:
Looks like everyone is getting along great!.. WAIT IS THAT PHIL PUKING ON MY COUCH?!

"PHIL GET YOURE ASS OFF MY COUCH AND INTO THE WASHROOM!"

*phil drunkly stumbles out of the living room and into the bathroom*

"Claire, Mitch Come help clean this up for me!"

"Uhh they're both passed out..." said y/n

"Oh.. well y/n you don't help to help me clean this up! Just go make sure Phil doesn't mess or puke on anything else!"

"Haha ok"

Y/n POV:

As I walk to the bathroom I hear puking "ugh" I say to myself
I knocked on the door "hey it's y/n, jay told me to help you!"
"ITS OPENED- *puke noises" said Phil
I sigh knowing this will be messy.
I walk in into Phil shirtless while trying to take off his pants, weird.
"What are you doing?"
"Uhh trying to get these *hicup* stupid pants off"
"Umm let me help"
*you take off the pants*
"Anything else?"
"Well can you make sure I aim for the toilet *hicups* I really need to *pukes on you*"
"WHAT THE- ugh just come here *puts his head on the toilet bowl*" such a mess.

"Sorry y/- *puking intensifies*"
"just stop talking and puke" I tried to take the puke off but it was very sticky and hard to remove "great."
Phil stops puking "sorry y/n I didn't mean too"
"Ya I know you didn't mean it just try to aim for the bowl next"
"Ok"
"I'll go check on jay now and get you a glass of water"
I go to the living room to find jay still scrubbing the puke off "is he ok now?" Jay says "ya he should be fine I'm gonna go get him his water then he'll be good"
I go back to the bathroom, damn I feel bad for jay but at least he hasn't been puked on.

I go back to find Phil passed out, guess I'll have to wake him up
"HEY PHIL WAKE UP NOW" Phil moves away but doesn't wake up
"PHIL JUST WAKE UP AND DRINK THE WATER THEN YOU CAN SLEEP"
He still isn't doing anything
"Screw this" as I dump the water on him
"AHHHH" THAT woke him up?
"Oh Claire it's just you.. come here" he then grabs my shoulders and kisses me on the lips, I turn scarlet
"WHAT THE. PHIL WHYD YOU DO THAT?"
"Cause I love you.. y/n.."
"BUT WHAT ABOUT CLAIRE?!" Before I could ask anymore questions he fell right back to sleep
"Guess I'll ask him tomorrow" as I walk down stairs to help jay clean up.