Shrek and Shadow are childhood friends. They know each other well. Shadow secretly loves shrek, but Shrek and Mr.Krabs are dating. Shadow could never compete with Mr.Ks luscious booty or his thicc wallet. Shadow had something Mr.K didn't; he knew shrek inside out.
Shrek was a simple onion that ate onions. Mr.K came home from a long day of work while shrek just finished making dinner. Mr.Krabs kissed shrek on the forehead and sat down. "How was work?" Shrek asked as he sat down a bowl of onion soup "Fine, thanks" Mr.Krabs said in a dissatisfied tone. Shrek approached mr.k and he finished eating. Shrek went to grab an outfit. Krabs saw shrek come back with a black outfit. "What's that?" Krabs asked nerbously. "That's my bathing suit. Do you like it?" Shrek asked "I mean yeah, sure, but it's kinda small..." "That's the point"
Shrek was bending over the other side of the table, his big booty poking out and stomach on the table. "Come over here shawty" Krabs said erotically. Shrek started to walk over, but tripped on his enormous toes, which were too nice to resist.
