Shrek love mr.k and his big booty, but he wanted something new. Shrek decided to go to the park. At the park he saw a beautiful woman. The beautiful woman said her name was Miss Puff. Shrek and Miss P hung out for the day. Since shrek was bored, he landed a move on Miss P. Before they knew it, they were undressing eachother.
Shrek and Miss puff just stood there for a minute, until Miss P slid her 8.79ft shlong into shrek. Shrek was on his stomach with miss puff on top of him. Then, they started thrusting aggressively like bears. It was about 5 minutes until Miss puff came. They took a quick break, then the continued. This lasted for 2 hours, but then they heard krabs unlocking the front door.
Miss puff hid in the closet and shrek started to fix the sheets. "What's all this stuff?" Krabs asked questionably. "I couldn't contain myself thinking about you " shrek whispered into Krabs' ear. Krabs felt excited "I'll be back. Go close your eyes". Shrek went down the hall and closed his eyes.
Mr.Krabs went into the closet looking for his leather suit, but saw Miss Puff. Krabs said sweetly, "I'm ready!" Shrek walking into the room and saw Mr.Krabs kissing Miss Puff. Shrek started to cry. "How could you do this to me?" Mr Krabs smiled. "Oh, this? I just found her in my closet. We're over" Mr.Krabs said with a sinister look on his face.
Shrek cried and started running to the room and breaking dishes. "Get out of my house!" Mr.Krabs yelled. Shrek was in disbelief. Shrek charged at Mr.Krabs, slapping his ass. Krabs cried and threw shrek out.
Shrek started to look for places to go. Shrek found Shadow and told him the whole story. Shadow said it was his fault, but that he could stat if he helped clean.
