HOW THEY WOULD REACT...

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...to finding out sirius black is your dad
SET FIFTH BOOK

you come down the stairs and see all your friends at the dinner table, sirius at the head. you sit down next to SIGNIFICANT OTHER who was next to sirius.
"hey, dad!" you greet sirius.......

harry - in this is he not sirius's godson cuz... alabama 🤭 -
harry would just kinda sit there like 🧍‍♂️
he would then break into a grin and him and sirius would be like 👦🏻👉👉   👈👈👨🏻
#forget y/n this is now a boys club

ron
sirius would playfully glare at him and ron would do his classic scared face, yall know the one
he'd be really clumsy and awkward around him and when sirius would talk to him he'd just stutter
ron would so try to avoid him at all costs

hermione
she'd already know
from, like, first year
nobody knows exactly how she figured it out, but she did
her and sirius talking about how annoying you can be and how you DoNt StUdY eNoUgH
her and sirius having LOADS of inside jokes
"omg, totally bag!"
"ikr, so bag."
"whAT THE HELL IS BAG?"
"..."
"..."
"bag."
"bag."

fred
he looks at sirius just like 😶
the table is just silent
he wraps his arms around you and says,
"she's mine now."
sirius chases him out of the house 😂

george
ok this is a hard one
I'd say the same as fred only he doesn't believe you at first
he's in denial
"wow, you don't look alike!"
you look almost exactly like your father and george is just dumb

draco - not related to sirius because, once again, alabama -
ok so you invited him over and everyone is like chile with it
when he finds out he does that thing, yall know, in third year when he strokes the book and he's like, hmm ok this oaf knows shit, that face
"I thought you'd be more shocked."
"voldemort was in my house. so unless voldemort is a cross dresser and in a polyamorous relationship with snape and aunt bellatrix, then nothing surprises me anymore!"
everyone is just like, hmm what now hun and your like
"mmkay fair enough"

ginny
her mum told her so she wasn't surprised

luna
starts telling your dad about nargles and stuff and sirius is just like
"I love this girl!"
they start anti-wrackspurt cult
both of them checking the mistletoe for nargles at christmas so that you two can kiss under them
both of them lecturing remus on the heliopaths and why they are real
both of them doing the wavy hand dance on the kitchen table



hope you enjoyed!! I had fun writing this one, especially luna's it was really sweet
more of these??

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