Puns

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[ In the future]

Queen in a crazy tone: Mooses are falling from the sky!

Joker: It's raindeer.
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Kana: Have you guys heard that in a shoe factory, many souls were lost!

Wanda: What the heck?!

Akai: *whistles innocently* I wonder how did that happen.
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Wanda: Hey Joker, wanna see something funny?

Joker: Sure.

Wanda blasted two windmills that are apparently next to each other. The last thing Joker knew, the two windmills are alive.

Joker: What the-

Wanda: You'll see what happens next.

Windmill 1: Hey there! What's your favourite music?

Windmill 2: I'm a big metal fan!

Joker: Pffft! Hahaha!

Wanda: That's so funny!
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Wanda: The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Zetara: *rubs her own face* Very funny.

Past&Future: *annoyed faces with ice packs on their heads*

Spade: How-

*Technical difficulties*
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Silverheart: What sound does a witch's vehicle make?

Queen: I don't know.

Silverheart: Broom broom!

Queen: *stifles laughter*

Wanda who just arrived with her broom: …

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