??? : Hey!
Denki : Scuse me but who dis
??? : What do you mean 'who dis'?!
Shoto : I think it's Raitā's secret twin brother
Bakugo : They even have the same tit size! Hah!
Kyoka : ;-;
??? : I don't have a brother! Well, there's my half brother but I never met him so he doesn't count. I'm Raita! I just got my hair cut short!
Mina : Then why is it puffing up?
Raita : Because it can, and I don't feel like doing anything about it. That's why I even bothered to get it cut, because I'm lazy and I don't feel like brushing my hair for an hour every day.
Momo : *sigh*, What will we be reacting to today..?
Raita : Fanfic tropes!
Tenya : *visible confusion*
Raita : Let me explain, people like to write stories about you guys, and I'm going to be showing you guys the most popular ships and tropes for some of you guys. And I said some because not a lot of you guys have any representation, unfortunately.
Denki : DIBS ON FIRST!
Mina : MO! I CALL DIBS!
Denki : I CALLED IT FIRST!
Mina : I CALLED IT SECOND!
Raita : Izuku it is then.
Izuku : I have a bad feeling about this.
Raita : First trope, the 'Deku gets bullied by everyone including All Might and moves to America' trope.
Hanta : Talk about a mouth full...
Yagi : Why would I bully a child?
Raita : Actually, there's a tag for that. It's called 'bitchmight'
Tenya : >:O
Nami : Oh yeah, forgot to mention that the censor broke, so we're gonna have to replace it and make sure no one tells Kacchan
Bakugo : I'm right fucking here!
Tenya : *faints*
Raita : You know what, someone get him a pillow and a blanket. It's better if he doesn't know what us psychopaths write about him.
Mina : Us?!
Raita : You know what? Nevermind that.
Raita : Ochako's turn! And from what I have about non-ship-related fics, you are either a villain, or main character turned background character.
Ochako : Why a villain?
Raita : One word, M o n e y
Ochako : ;-;
Raita : As for Tenya, all of his are either ship related or 18+
Minoru : Oooh~
Raita : But some of my favorites, including ships, are Blade Tip, A Newfound Brotherhood, A Long lost Brotherhood, and Quirked Engine. (The first three are on wattpad and the last one is on fanfiction.net)
Momo : Explain... Please...
Raita : Okay then, here's a basic run-down on Quirked Engine (my personal favorite). Iida's a girl. Izuku's still a boy. And Izuku sees Tenya's bra at one point-
Izuku : 'Scuse me what
Raita : -and she thought that that means that they have to get married now. It's basically a romance thats also trying to be a slow burn.
Stain : Let me guess, Blade Tip includes me?
Raita : How about we move on! Tsu! I'm pretty sure you don't have much, sorry aout dat.
Tsu : That might be for the better
Raita : Lightning round! Next we have Shoto! Who has so many poorly written fics that I have absolutely given up on him!
Shoto : Are you secretly one of my parents...
Raita : Nope! Denki has trans fics! Mina got shit! Sero got shit! Kiri has nothing but Sharaffe! And Bakugo as all of the above-!
Bakugo : Ha!
Raita : Mashirao has nothing. Rikkido has nothing. Toru, Momo, Kyoka, Koji, Mezo, Yuga, all have nothing. And Minoru has death fics.
Minoru : What?!
Raita : Yeah, not too many people like you all that much... Class 1-B has nothing altogether. With the exception of Aizawa, the teachers have nothing either. As for Aizawa, you have something called Dadzawa.
Shota : Iida take me with you...
Raita : Also there's a villain AU that does feature 1A plus Aizawa. And I have one that involves both hero course classes.
Mina : All of us?
Eijiro : As villains?! That's below unmanly!
Tetsu : Mhm!
Raita : And with that out of the way... Minoru, I guess we can do your harem. But you have to pick between two pre-made AUs.
Minoru : Okay! What are the AUs exactly?
Raita : Quirks and No quirks. I'll have to change the exact details anyway...
Minoru : Like what details...
Raita : Himidere Momo, Tsundere Tenya or Bakugo depending on the AU, Kuudere Iida if you pick Tsundere Bakugo and two Tsunderes if you pick Tsundere Iida. You also have a choice between Deredere Ochako or Deredere Mina.
Raita : And if you be a good sport about it, I'll even let you mix and match what you want.
Minoru : Yes! THANK YOU!
Raita : This means no touching any of the girls here. No boys, non-binary peeps, or anything. And I mean in that sense. Hugs are fine.
Minoru : Tsundere Bakugo and Deredere Mina! And no quirks!
Raita : Ya sure? You think Mina would still have pink skin?
Mina : Actually can I not be an option? I don't need Mineta getting any ideas.
Raita : Fine, Ochako it is.
Ochako : Wait just a minute-
Raita : Sorry Ochako but Mina called it first. Now I just need to jot down some ideas and it'll be done eventually.
Minoru : I can wait! Thank you..!
Raita : Mhm, now I just need you to keep up your half of the bargain.
Minoru : Okay!
Raita : Now before I go hide in a hole again, how about I explain the plot of some fanfics I remember?
Momo : What hole? Weren't you here a couple minutes before this?
Toru : Am I in any?
Raita : Not to my knowledge but you were in a comic. And it boils down to, you wore makeup and stuff that way you weren't all that invisible and went on a date with Mashirao.
Toru : That's it..?
Ojiro : Do I get anything?
Raita : I once found this animation test where Bakugo tried tripping you and you just bitch-slapped him.
Bakugo : Hah?!
Ojiro : That's my que! *runs into the room*
Raita : Moving on then, Fumikage doesn't have any tropes but there is one where you were Shihai (Kuriro)'s wing man.
Fumikage : Ha ha, very funny.
Raita : There's a yandere Ochako that I have yet to read, Lima-syndrome (please don't look it up), and a couple fem dekus that I really liked.
Denki : Lima-syndrome?
Raita : Think of it as Stockholm syndrome but backwards.
Izuku : What's the actual story about?
Raita : That... Hmm. That is, very classified information my friend! As for the fem deku story, I can't remember the title, but I do remember bits and pieces.
Raita : But the most I can say is, Izu's a girl and but looks and dresses like a boy. Izuku told Ochako, Tenya learned the hard way, and Izuku walked into the ladies changing room and the girls called her a pervert.
Kyoka : Actually, that does seem really funny, so where do I find this.
Raita : That's for another story. Now I'm going to get Nami to splash some water on Tenya's head because he might've been asleep for too long.
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Hello!
Sorry for neglecting this, I'm trying to write three other books and juggle school on top of that.
And don't worry, Minoru's chapter will be as toned down as possible. I just want to give him some screen time since no one really likes him, and I do, hardly, relate to him. And by that I mean it as 'I wouldn't let my thoughts make way into my actions' sort of way.
Besides, the comic relief could use a break from the fandom trying to murder him in the most gruesome way possible.
Thank you for reading, and bye!
(Side note : I forgot to mention the Iida x Squidward fanfic, but that's probably for the best)
(2nd side note : Sorry for the poor spelling and grammar the first time, I forgot to proof read it)
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Mha reacts!
FanfictionI have teleported as many characters as I can think of into a theatre to react to some AUs and ships n' such. Cringe warning. Characters ------ All of class 1A {i'll explain later} All of class 1B {i'll explain them too} Mei and Shinso the big three...
