Hamilton AU but crack

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Raitā : For this chapter, instead of doing the musical, I'm just going to do it in a couple nutshells.
Sero : Yas! I love nutshells!
Mina : I do too!

Raitā : Hey Nami?
Nami : Yes..?
Raitā : Can you take over for me? I just got my braces on and they're really uncomfortable.
Nami : 'Aight. HEY EVERYONE! I'M GONNA BE IN CHARGE TODAY!!!
Raitā : Nami, just start the video and after that one all you need to do is play the next one, does that sound simple enough?
Nami : Yup!
Raitā : If you need help controlling the crowd, I left a paper with some phone numbers on it. Just call one or two of them, okay?
Nami : Okay!
Raitā : Good, now I'ma play pokèmon shield for a while.

Nami : Hey, does anyone know where the play button is?
Momo : I think it's behind the curtain.
Nami : Thank you ponytail girl!

Baku/Ham : I love family
Mitsuki : *dies*
Masaru : lol bye
Baku : f—k

Baku : my dad would never

2.5 second intro plays

Baku : apologies is you person burr
Todo/Burr : No
Baku : Well f—k you then

Izu : That's Kacchan alright... kinda...

Yuga/Lafayette : Hi I'm large frech bread and I have nationality issues
Baku : nice

Yuga : I do not!

Mezo/Muligan : Hi I'm heracles muscle man and I —— horses
Baku : nice

Shota : Shoji what the f—k
Mezo : I don't know

Izu/John : and I'm gay
Baku : n i c e
*drunk revolutionary screaming*
Todo : guys wtf

Izu : I'm don't remember being gay
Baku : Why did I F—KING BLUSH?!

Mina/Angelica : Work work, Angelica
Ocha/Eliza : Work work, Eliza
Tsu/Peggy : and veggie
Todo : I fund trusts baby fund me
Mina : ew no
Todo : well f—k you then

Mina : I'd date Todoroki
Todo : ...
Todo : Sorry, but-
Mina : Nah you fine

Tsu : Whelp, guess I'm a vegetable now

Rando : revolution sucks
Baku : no u suck
Rando : o s—t he's right

Iida/King george : hi I'm also gay

Most : IIDA?!
Shoji : Please stop over-reacting... I'm tryna sleep over here.

Baku : Mr w—re gay washing machine
Iida (yes he has 2 parts) : be my left arm extension alexdre
Baku : ok

Baku : F—k this
Iida : *sigh of disappointment*

Mezo/Baku/Todo/Yuga : We like females
Izu : but I don't like females
Todo : god d—n it laurens

Ocha : Todoroki step away from the Deku
Todo : I'm sitting down though

Ocha : I do do do do do
Mina : a lizard wtf is wrong with you
Mina : help her plz
Baku : ok
Baku : hi
Ocha : marry me
Baku : ok
Mina : no wait you weren't supposed to do that
Mina : now I'm sad

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