Mistake Number Two

Best Spidey?

Wilbur

After all the kids got confirmation from their parents we started the long process of choosing a movie

"Which movie should we watch?"

"Tangled!"

"SpiderMan"

"Cars" they all responded at the same time

"Lachlan, you only want to watch Spider-Man cause you think Tom Holland's hot!" Devin shouted

"OI, that's not true" he protested "his character development is WAY better than Tobey Maguire's!"

"Not Andrew Garfield's" Leah pointed out

"No it's not" now all three were arguing on who was the best Spider-Man

"Yes it is! In the comic is showed Spidey being shit at everything he does and Tom Holland represents that"

"So does Toby Maguire"

"No, he's just naturally good at everything he does" I took this moment to step in

"Okay but can we at least agree Into the Spider-Verse is the best movie" they all stopped to look at me. It was almost cinematic

"NO" they shouted in unison

"Why not?!" Devin was the first to respond

"Because it's shit."

"That's a little far Devin, I'd say it's second best"

"LACHLAN. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE OLDER MOVIES"

"No no no I do. Believe me I do because if they hadn't then we would have Tom Holland as Spidey or Miles Morales" that caused an uproar in the two other teens.

"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT" they all looked at me "calm down. Why don't we watch the SpiderMan movies in order then later we can ask everyone on the smp because clearly none of you are going to stop without a winner" my thought process was to be able to spend time with all three kids without getting in their bad books, though I was sure Devin and Leah were pissed at me for not taking their side. They thought about the idea before eagerly agreeing. This was going to be fun. After we made some popcorn and grabbed some more bottles of Coke we settled down on the couch. Devin was leaning against my side, Leah had her feet in my lap with her head in Lachlan's. Dream had gone upstairs saying he 'wasn't interested in SpiderMan' and 'I'm more of an iron man kinda guy anyway' we all rolled our eyes at him before I grabbed the remote to turn on the first Spider-Man.

~time skip~

"I stand by the fact that Tom Holland's the better SpiderMan" the credits were just rolled and they had already begun to argue. I wasn't necessarily mad at that though. Lachlan was stating facts so if I had to continue going against my niece and my daughter, So be it.

"No no no no" Devin said "Uncle Wil, you'll agree with me on this. Right?" She gave me some sort of puppy dog eye thing. It wasn't working.

"Devin. You know I love you dearly" she nodded looking confident "but-" her eyes narrowed "Lachlan's right" she stared blankly at me before Lachlan burst out laughing

"EVEN YOUR OWN RELATIVES AGREE WITH ME" he honestly sounded like a hyena from the Lion King.

"Shut up Bitch Boy" Devin muttered

"Yeah. Shut the fuck up. You're being obnoxious" I giggled at their friendship. I'm sure teachers love having them all in their classrooms.

"Oh speaking of school-"