Male reader x one piece

chapter 3

Y/n: By the way how's Ace?

Luffy: We've met him at alabasta. he was so cool! he has a cool devil fruit as well!

Y/n: Really? Man your so lucky! i want to know what his devil fruit is.

Nami and Maya: When did ace got drag into this? This is about your father you Morons!

Luffy and Y/n: We don't care he was never there for us so why would we?

Nami and Maya: Why not?

Y/n: By the way do you want me to get some flowers for...her.

Luffy: Oh...yeah that would be nice. I almost forgot to bring her some.

Maya: Who are you talking about?

Y/n: Nothing. It's just some personal business between me and my brothers.

Luffy: Yeah. so can you guys not ask about it.

Nami: Why?

Luffy: We don't want to be ask...about her.

Nami: What are you two hiding.

Y/n and Luffy: Were not hiding anything. * insert luffys lying face*

Everyone except garp: You two are such bad liars.

Garp: Okay, okay. that's enough we need to fix this wall and we'll leave.

Y/n: Oh yeah! luffy can you give me a nail.

Luffy: *stretch his arm* I don't know how many you want so i got all the nails in the box.

Y/n: Thanks now let me just make a little hold area. Ame Ame no: Morphing candy.

Y/n made a little holding area out of candy so he can put the hammer and nails there.

Nami: Wait your a devil fruit user as well?

Y/n: Yeah you didn't know?

Straw hats: Of Course we don't!

Y/n: Well me and my brother accidently ate a devil fruit and now we have them.

Nami: Can you eat as large as luffy?

Y/n: Yeah, why?

Nami: No reason.

Straw hats: Luffy and his brothers are such weirdos.

Maya: We almost ran out of food because of him, that we actually have guards next to the fridge.

Navy soldier 3: He eat as much as Vice admiral Garp!

Maya: We also have people on shifts so the fridge is secure.

Sanji: We also have the same problem as well. because this idiot keeps sneaking into the kitchen just to have a mid night snack!

Y/n and Luffy: But i was so hungry!

Everyone except garp: IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO CLEAR THE FRIDGE!!!

Garp: Hahahaha...I used to remember myself in my youth being yelled at as well.

Y/n: That must have been a really long time huh?

Luffy: Is there any meat left?

Zoro: There's some on the table.

Luffy: man i'm starving!

Y/n: Don't mind if i do!

Nami and maya: Come back here you idiot!

Y/n: This feels like the good old days.

[Flash back]

Y/n: Hey dadan have you seen luffy around?

Dadan: He's outside chasing ace again.

Y/n: I wonder if he'll ever stop chasing him?

Dadan: Your brother is hard headed idiot.

Y/n: Well you can say that again.

Luffy and ace were out for the rest of the day and haven't return back home and y/n started to worry till he felt sleepy and went to bed.

Next day.

Y/n woke up and saw how dadan and the others were staring at ace and luffy who seems to bring a friend with them.

Y/n: Um luffy, ace, who is he?

Ace: quite down i'm trying to sleep.

Y/n: This is more important than sleep!

Luffy: I want meat.

Y/n: Luffy! Ace! Explain!

???: *grunts* Is it mourning already?

Y/n: Hello there what's your name?

???:Huh? Oh right i came home with ace and luff.

Dadan: Answer the question you runt!

Sabo: Oh my name is sabo nice to meet you all.

Y/n: Sabo, Huh? My name is y/n. Luffy's twin brother.

Sabo: wow you two look exactly alike!

Y/n: Dude are you all right?

Sabo: Oh yeah i'm sorry. but to be clear i'm a girl.

Y/n: Ok...WAIT WHAT?!

Sabo: shocking isn't it?

Y/n: But you look like a guy!

Dadan: There are some girls who hates being called to girly sometimes.

Y/n: Even so This is very shocking!

Sabo: Your funny.

Y/n: This is a lot to process right now.

[ Flash back end]

Y/n: Sabo...i hope your happy in heaven right now.

Luffy: Are you alright?

Y/n: I was...just wondering something.

Luffy: about what?

Y/n: Like how this is so good?!

Luffy: Sanji is the best at cooking.

Y/n: This so good it beats eating rations all day.

Maya: Cause if we don't ration it out you'll eat them like a full course meal.

Nami: Now this is great first we ran out of beri then luffy and his brother are having a blast eating all our food. how are we supposed to buy food now?

Y/n: Here you go. * Throws 5 stacks of 10 thousand beri* I don't need this much money so you can have this as compensation for the food i ate.

Nami: Oh wow! Thank you so much luffys brother!

Maya: Don't worry he arrested a lot of thugs to the point he has a total of 18 Billion beri in his acount.

Y/n: though i only put all of them in my savings leaving me with only 50 million beri's to spend it on food.

Nami: You have so much money yet you wasted it on food, How?

Y/n and luffy: Cause that's the only things we do if we have money.

Maya: Yet you never have a full stomach once you ate all the food.

Luffy and Y/n: Don't look at me look at grandpa he thought us to eat as much as we possibly can before we have a fight.

Everyone: So it was you who thought them to eat a ship load of for for breakfast!