𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ; 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨

nine

"seriously, what the fuck?" luna asked. she, tommy and wilbur were on the survival world that ranboo had made. "why would you take my horse then trap it in stone? i mean, if you're going to do something bad, at least do it well." 

"she's right, tommy. that was a pretty dumb move on your part. you could have at least killed it, or done something creative like drown it or pour lava on it or-" wilbur's words were cut short by luna protesting.

"hey, let's not give tommy any ideas now!" luna interrupted wilbur, who was laughing. 

"no, no, wil, keep going. i'd like to hear this 'creative' thing that wilbur's got." tommy said.

"hey! let's not!" luna said with an upbeat tone. "tommy's the new sapnap confirmed?"

"i don't want to be sapnap. that's fucking stupid." tommy pouted.

"keep this up and you will be sapnap." luna said. "we wouldn't want that, now, would we?"

"no, we wouldn't, sapnap." wilbur replied snarkily. "luna, do you have any armor i can use? tommy took all of mine, that bastard."

"i'm right here! why would you say that?" tommy grumbled. 

"because i wanted to. so, luna. what did you do last weekend?" wilbur asked.

"why do you ask, wilbur?" luna said, afraid of what was coming next.

"i've heard some things here and there, you know. so, what were you doing?" wilbur said sweetly. 

"nothing, really. i was just hanging out with ranboo." she said ranboo's name very quietly. wilbur heard her well enough, but wasn't satisfied.

"sorry, what was that?" wilbur pretended to not hear her.

"i was hanging out with ranboo. happy now?" luna was annoyed now.

"yes." wilbur smiled. "very."

"YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH RANBOO?" tommy yelled. "WHY WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS?" 

"because you'd react like that?" luna said. 

"WILBUR! WILBUR, LUNA AND RANBOO ARE DATING!" tommy exclaimed.

"what the fuck? no we're not!" luna said. "how did you get to that conclusion?"

"well, i just know. i have a, you know, sixth sense for these kind of things," tommy said confidently.

"whatever, just please shut the fuck up." luna sighed. 

"alright, whatever you say." wilbur said smoothly. 

"hello!" the sound of someone joining the vc arrived with niki's voice. "are you on ranboo's server right now?"

"hey niki!" luna said. "yeah, we are. do you want to join?"

"okay!" niki joined the server and sprinted to her house. 

"so, niki." wilbur started. "you know ranboo and luna?"

"yes?" niki said slowly.

"oh, wilbur, don't you get started. niki, please just ignore him." luna groaned.

"what?" niki laughed nervously.

"they're dating!" wilbur exclaimed.

"no, they're not!" luna said indignantly.

"really?" niki said, ignoring luna. "oh, good for them! for how long?"

"never!"

"a few days. isn't that right, luna?" wilbur said, somehow still sounding innocent.

"absolutely not. shut the fuck up." luna said with a blank tone.

there were a few moments of silence before niki said, "so, you and ranboo, huh?" before breaking out in laughter along with wilbur.

"oh my god!" luna was seriously considering leaving the vc. it was at this moment that ranboo decided to join.

"hello!" 

"hey ranboo!" wilbur said. "did you know that you and luna are dating?"

"uh, um, what? no?" he sounded startled.

"well, now you know!" wilbur said brightly.

"oh, alright. i'm going to leave now." he left.

"well, what the fuck was that?" luna asked. 

"nothing. tommy, can you do me a favor and get some food for me, please?" wilbur said as if the entire encounter hadn't happened.

"uh, no? get it yourself, lazy bitch." tommy said.

"tommy, you literally have bread right there. i see you holding it." wilbur complained.

"no, i don't." tommy said as he ate the bread.

"there is something seriously wrong with you." wilbur said.

"yeah, that ship has sailed." luna stated.

"oh, you're just jealous you're not as cool as i am." tommy rolled his eyes.

"definitely not."

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