𝗛𝗤 𝘅 𝗦𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗸 (𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰&𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲𝘀)

𝗰𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵?!

Shrek pounces his way down the  school halls people shoving eachother while he just moved with his phat ass

walking across the halls he runs into a old grandma with grey hair

"OMFG IM S-S-S-SO S-SORRY" he stutters out worried for his senpapi

the grevy haired senpapi rubs his head with inncoent eyes🥺

"n-n-no its ok! OML ARE YOU HURT?!"the senpai stood up like the flash

shrek stutters "n-n-n-n-no i-im f-f-fine!" "i-i-im shrek chan🥺who are you🥺🥺"

"oh i-im sugawara b-but my childrwn call me sugamama🥺" sugamama pats shreks wrinkley old ass onion head kindly

with his crusty lips he asks "d-d-do you wanna maybe join the volleyball club as manager😩"sugamama asks

"S-SURE!!"shreks says excitedly cheeks clenched hardly

the bell rings and susga runs off,"see you at practice!" shrek nervously waves goodbye🥺

after that timeskip happened its now practice or whatever🏃

shrek nervously gos outside the afternoon sun shineing on his shitty green skin

he walks towards the gymnasim and opens the door to find a tangerine and  blueberry fighting

"h--hewo🥺 a-am i interuping s-s-somthing??🥺🥺" he asks his singler hair blowing in the wind

the red-head and blueberry amazed by shreks presince they both blush furiously

but sugamama pulls them over to him and his hubby🥰💕🥺 "GRR BARK BARK"suga ask protectivy🥺💅

Shrek twiddles his big fucking hands together nervous🥺

he blushes at the blueberry 😩🥰🥰
daydreaming abt him🏃🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ANYWAYS BAKÈÆS ENJOY THIS CHAPTER!!😩NEXT ONE NEVER