Irondad & Spiderson Oneshots

Field trip

Sorry, this is a really short crappy one.

And it's very overused, but who cares 🤷‍♀️

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The bus pulled up at Stark towers.

The 33-seated bus pulled up at the famous Stark towers.

The yellow, 33-seated, teenager-filled bus pulled up at Peter's home for a field trip.

The students got out of the bus.

The Teenagers got out of the yellow, 33-seated bus.

The teenage students from Midtown High got out of the yellow bus after arriving at Stark towers.

Peter Parker followed his classmates inside.

Peter Parker followed his classmates inside glumly.

Peter Parker followed his classmates inside glumly, with Ned beside him.

"Hey guys, my name is Sophie and I'll be your tour guide today." Sophie smiled a white-toothed smile and started to explain the lobby.

Flash leaned over and whispered menacingly to Peter. "You ready to be exposed Parker?"

Peter nodded tiredly. "Yeah, totally."

Okay, now I'll give you your cards and you'll scan it over there. All these cards are temporary level threes." Sophie said, holding a wad of light blue cards.

As she came past peter, she whispered in his ear, "I'm assuming you already have yours?" Peter nodded and fingered the card in his pocket.

"What are the levels?" A student at the back asked.

"Well, ones are for people who are one time visitors, twos are news and media, threes are for tours and school field trips, and fours are for interns. Fives are for more experiences interns, and sixes are for newer scientists. Sevens are for experienced scientists, eights are for regular visitors, nines are for friends of the Avengers, tens are for family of Avengers. Then there's Level Ten Alpha. That's for Avengers and Tony Stark's immediate family.

Students stepped forward and scanned their cards.

"Level 3: Eugene T." FRIDAY's robotic voice came from the little scan box.

MJ scanned her own red level nine card.

"Level 9: Michelle J. Oh, Welcome back MJ."

"Thanks Friday."

Ned pulled out his own red card.

"Level 9: Ned L. Welcome back."

Peter reached into his pocket and pulled out a red and gold with the Avengers logo stamped into it. He scanned it and pocketed it again.

"Peter Parker, Level Ten Alpha. Hi Peter, Do you want me to notify Mr. Stark?"

"No Friday, it's fine." Peter said, ignoring the wide-eyed stares of his class and slowly drifting towards the back where Ned and MJ were. Flash sent him a 'How'd you hack Tony Stark's AI?' look.

Sophie brought them through multiple unimportant rooms, explaining every aspect of them there was to explain. Peter mostly kept to himself and didn't even talk to Ned or MJ – who had gone to the front of the group.

That was until the last aspect of the trip.

"Q and A with the Avengers!"

No.

"And Tony Stark has been extremely kind as to be there as well!"

Double no.

"Right now!"

Triple no.

They entered the Avengers lounge, Where Tony, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Sam, Bucky, Steve and Bruce were sitting.

There wasn't a single hesitation before questions were launched.

"Where do-"

"Are you-"

"How many-"

"Hold on, Hold on. We need hands up please."

Then the questions got more handled.

Soon, the inevitable question came. Flash (Who, unfortunately was sitting next to Peter) put up his hand, leading Tony ask what his question was.

"Can High-schoolers get an Internship here?"

"No, we only offer the opportunity to people 18 and up."

Flash jumped up in victory, sending his chair skittering backwards. "I was right! You lied Penis, You lied." He looked to the rest of the class and pointed to Peter. "He's lying, we were right! A worthless little orphan looking for attention." He whispered the last part, but not quiet enough for a couple of the Avengers to hear. Flash reached out to shove Peter off his chair

Tony was dumbstruck. Who did this kid think he was? And what the hell did he just call Peter? What struck him though, was that Peter didn't look fazed. Was this a regular thing? This- This- bullying?

Mr. Stark jumped up to attack Flash at the same time as the rest of the very aggravated Avengers.

Thor gripped the handle of his hammer.

Nat launched forward and shoved flash while Tony pinned him to the wall by the neck.

Clint pulled the string of his loaded bow back, aiming at this dumb kid's head.

Sam had a glint in his eyes that said murder.

Bucky pulled two pistols from his pockets and pointed them at the other kids, just daring them, any one of them, to make fun of Peter.

Steve grabbed Peter's shoulders and pulled him behind him.

Bruce, turning a little green, stormed over to the teacher demanding to know why he allowed such behavior.

Tony tightened his grip on Flash. "What" He seethed through gritted teeth, "Did you just call my son?"

"Y-your... son?" Flash's face went pale.

"Yes, I adopted him. Get over it."

Peter jumped forward. "dad! No killing minors, It's illegal."

Tony dropped flash to the floor. "Everyone, out. I never want to see any of your faces again. Peter, you stay here." He pulled the boy into his arms and glared at Flash until he ran out of the room, quivering in his boots.