gErTuDe: GUYS HELP BARNABY FVCKING PUT GUM IN MY HAIR
robin: WATCH YOU FVCKING LANgUAGE
eddieboi: you just said the fvck word-
grey: 'the fvck word'
minimary: would yall shut the f up and help my gf
fitzboi: she censored it-
theotherjane: say it mary
theotherjane: say fvck
gErTrUdE: YALL SHUT UP AND HELP ME.
gErTrUdE: wait no mars has the scissors she gon cut it out
barn0by: y-
barn0by: you trust her to do that?
gErTrUdE: yea that was a bad idea
"YOU CUT OFF SO MUCH DUMBASS" Gertrude yelled at Mars.
"I TOLD YOU TO CUT THE GUM OUT NOT MY FVCKING HAIR"
"Im sOrRy" She said. Gertrude covered her face with her hands.
"JUST CUT IT ALL OFF"
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?!"
"No nOt lIkE tHaT JuSt-" She motioned to the back of her head. "Just that part" Mars slowly nodded and started cutting her friends hair.
"Oh my God." Gertrude looked at herself in the mirror. "Other than the fact I look like a Karen it's good"
"OH THANK GOD I WON'T BE KILLED." Mars yelled placing a hand over her heart. "If you had cut of any more you would have been."
"Hey, and you aren't a karen it's a pixie cut!" Mars told her. Gertrude rolled her eyes and walked out of the room bumping into her sister Cath.
"Hey Ger- WHAT DID YOU DO-" She yelled. Gertrude sighed. "Barnaby put gum in my hair. So I had to cut it out."
so yall dont get confused, after the fire barnaby, dormer, robert, elisa, and francis moved in with mars gertrude and her siblings
plus this was a filler
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Us Against the Past (sequel to 'the other tudor roses')
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