'birds and the bees'(23)

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"What?" she asked. "Remember when we came home with bl00d on our clothes?"

"Yes and i am still traumatized." she said with sASS. He rolled his eyes. "Anyway, do you know why?" she stared at him.

"You slaughtered pigs?" she asked. "This isn't the Broadway production of 'Carrie' child-"

"Right, sorry, Bess made me watch it and it's the only musical i like so-"

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"Momma?" Mae asked Cathy. "Yes?"

"What's 'the birds and the bees'?" she asked innocently. Cathy choked on her fifth cup of coffee. Mezza walked out.

"That's your problem" she put her hands up and went to her room.

"Kitty said it in her song." Mae added. "Uh, maybe you should ask her." Mae skipped over to where Kitty was.

"Heya Kat? What's the birds and the bees?" Mae asked. Kitty stared at her.

"They are disappearing at an alarming rate." Mae gasped.

"MOM-"

"FVCK-"

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