CHAPTER THREE: GUM?!?!

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"AYO WHO STOLE MY GUM??"

"Jeez Cade calm down." Alex said.

"WHO TOOK IT?"

"Dude calm down, no need to be so aggressive about it." Anders laughed.

"WHO FUCKING TOOK IT?!?" Cade yelled. Grayson flinched.

"No one took your gum," Dawson said.

"If I don't have it by 12 yall are so dead."

"Okay okay we'll find it!" Alex laughed.

"Yeah," Cooper said.

"Now go to lunch!" Dawson said.

Cade and a few of the boys went into the auditorium to talk about the sol they just took.

"Anyway, do yall have any clue where his gum went?" Alex asked.

"Dude he probably put it somewhere and is just blaming us," someone said.

"You're probably right." Anders said.

"I'm always right..."

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Dumbass:
Have yall found my gum?

Dipshit:
Nah

Dumbass:
Well why not

Dipshit:
Because you put it somewhere obvi

Dumbass:
Wait am I really that bad?

Dipshit:
Bro.
We're twins...
When are you gonna get that into your fat skull.

Dumbass:
That's fair

Dipshit:
Yessir

Dumbass:
So how did Alex like the joke?

Dipshit:
Oh he hates you.

Dumbass:
💀💀

Dipshit:
We may no longer have a house so don't be surprised if it smells like smoke on the bus.

Dumbass:
Mans really chose arson

Dipshit:
Yessir

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Ok yall dipshit is Anders and dumbass is Cade. Don't hate me

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