I read on wiki that if you go to a school and go to the 3rd stall on the 3rd floor bathroom and knock on the stall as you're saying "Hanako-san, Hanako-san, Hanako-san, are you in there?" Then a ghost will appear and grant you one wish. Anyways, we woke up in a bathroom, and by we, I mean The idiots from the death game, and other people we've never met before. Where are we? I don't understand. I was the only one awake, but that didn't last long.
"YAAAAWWWWNNNN. Where are we?" I heard from beside me. It was Joe.
"You expect me to know?" I said back.
He shrugged. Then I heard a small 'meow'
I looked over at Gin and he was sitting up.
"Why are we in a public bathroom, woof?" He said.
Joe and I shrugged.
"Huh? HUH?" I heard from across the bathroom. It was a boy with messy white hair, a white shirt with some sort of symbol on it, and a long green jacket.
"Who're you?" Joe asked, as if he knew every single person on planet earth.
"Oh, hello there, my name is Nagito Komaeda, nice to meet you!" The boy said.
"Hello, woof!" Gin said back.
"What's your names?" Nagito asked.
"I'm Sara Chidouin."
"I'm Joe Tazuna."
"My name is Gin Ibushi, meow!"Nagito smiled awkwardly.
"What the hell, why are we in a school bathroom?" I heard Sou say from behind me.
I didn't answer because I thought it was a rhetorical question.
"..... Sara?"
"What?"
"Why are we in a school bathroom?" Sou asked.
I flaided my arms, "Why does everyone ask me that? I don't know!" I said.
He just looked at the ground in disappointment.
I rolled my eyes.
"Hey hey, where are we?" A girl with brownish blondish hair asked.
Nagito shrugged.
"Do you two know each other?" I asked.
"Ah, yes. We were in a killing game together." Nagito replied.
Gin's eyes widened.
"A killing game, meow?!" Gin said.
"Yes, what about you guys, you seem to know each other."
"Well, we were in a death game together." Sou said.
"Oh, how tragic." Nagito said.
"Do you guys have Ultimate talents?" The girl asked.
"Ultimate talents?" Joe said, raising an eye brow.
"Hm... I guess not then." The girl said.
"Alright, what's all this then?" I heard from behind me.
I turned around to see a young boy wearing a hat and a very old school uniform.
"What." Joe said.
"Who're you??" Sou asked.
"I'm Hanako. Who are you?" The boy said.
"Last name? Do you have one?" Sou asked.
"Uh, no." Hanako replied.
"Alrighty then, I'm Sou Hiyori."
"Wait, wait, wait, wait." I said, stopping Sou.
"What?" Sou asked, clearly confused.
"Are you still using that name?" I asked.
He made a frisk face, "Shut." He said.
I rolled my eyes
A boy with glasses and blond hair got up and looked around.
"Huh? Where are we?"
"I don't know." What- when did Ranmaru wake up?
"I'm Byakuya Togami. And I don't care for your names."
Everyone else got up and we all introduced ourselves.
"HANAKOOOOOO!!!!" A girl screamed as she ran into the bathroom, once she saw us, she stared at Hanako.
"Hanako! Did you kidnap a bunch of random people??!?!" She screamed as she pointed at us.
"No. They appeared here." Hanako replied.
"Sure, anyways. I'm Nene Yashiro." She said.
We all then introduced ourselves to Yashiro.
"Well, I'm going to go do something." Byakuya said.
"I'm gonna go think things over." I said, leaving.
They're going to fuck everything up aren't they?
Sou's POV:
"So, what do you guys want to do?" Joe asked after everyone left until it was only Me, Him, Rantaro, Kai, Celeste, Yashiro, and Hanako left.
"I don't know." I said.
"Hmmmm, HMMMmmmmm, HMMMMM-"
"SHUT UP! OR I'LL GLUE YOU TO THE ROOF!" I screamed at him.
He just stood there.
"I'm in." Hanako said, grabbing glue out of thin air.
"Oh no." Joe said, backing away.
After a very long time of trying, we finally glued him to the roof.
I was very proud of myself, then I saw Hanako putting glue on one of the stall doors.
"What're you doing, Hanako?" I asked.
He smiled menacingly, "This." He said, pushing me into the glue.
"AH WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I screamed.
"HAHaHAHAHHAHAHAHA" Joe was laughing hysterically.
"I'm not the only one glued to the wall." I said rolling my eyes at Joe.
"Correction, GRANDPA, I'm glued to the roof."
I rolled my eyes, "Whatever," I said as Byakuya came back in.
"....... Fucking explain." Byakuya demanded.
Joe and I just looked at each other.
-To be continued-
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FanfictionThis is a tbhk, yttd, and danganronpa crossover crackfic. A lot of shit happens. I made all of the pictures in this story, including the cover. My friend izzyTheChildEater helped me write this cause she's always here when I need her. This sin't like...