Chocolate milk?

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Joe's POV:

So I was making coffee (Or at least trying to) And I think I left the kurage on for too long.

Because I flooded everything with coffee.

Fuck.

Sara's POV:

So I woke up covered in coffee. My entire god damn room was flooded with coffee.

Like dude. What the fuck.

I walked put of my room to see Joe standing there with a coffee mug, and Tsukasa was just watching him.

"Joe what did you do?"

"I flooded everything."

"Yeah you don't say, but how?"

"Coffee." He said, pointing to the coffee machine that still has coffee pouring from it.

"Are you sure that's coffee? Or is it..... S U S ?" Sou asked

"Sou what the fuck"

"Coffee." Joe said.

"Coffee?" Ranmaru asked, covered in coffee.

"I THINK IT'S COFFEE GUYS, I DON'T KNOW MAN" I said.

"Nah, it's chocolate milk." Ranmaru said.

"Is anyone worrying about how we're probably going to drown in this?" I asked.

"It's chocolate milk." Ranmaru said.

"Are you- drinking it...?" I asked.

"Yes." Ranmaru replied.

"I just really like chocolate milk, okay?"

"Yeah- But that's not chocolate milk-" I said

"Y E S I T I S" Everyone said at the same time.

"I hate my life." I said.

"WHY IS THERE A HOT CHOCOLATE FLOOD???" Shuichi said bursting out of his room.

"So, hot chocolate?" Yashiro said.

"So that's why my legs are burning." Kokichi said.

"Bestie I don't think that's normal. I don't know if it's just me but-" I said.

"MY ARMS!! THEY CAME OFF! THEY CAME OFF AGAIN!!!" Ranmaru screamed.

"RANMARU WHAT THE FUCK" I said.

-To be continued-

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