Drunken Haseena Mallik

Haseena Mallik Faints in Thana

So the story starts at mahila police thana all were busy in doing chit-chat aka their (Bakaiti). Only then, Karishma came on her bike and one guy tied up to it. She brings him in Thana by dragging. All salute to her, and asks about the guy.

Karishma - ama ye topa aadmi peekar 5 manjil ki building pe chadke tamasha kar rha tha aur jaan dene ka dhamki de rha tha. Cheete daalo isko andar abhi zara acche se khaatirdaari karenge toh saara nasha utar jayega iska aur jaan dene ka bhoot bhi.

Cheeta - ji Karishma Madam, babu chalo.. aao..

Guy - hume ruhi ke paas jana hai humari maashuqa.. chhodo humein...

Cheeta - Haan milwate hain naa ruhi se aao.

(And drop him to the lock- up)

Pushpa ji - humein toh ye koi chot khaya aashiq lagta hai... Dekha nhi kaise apni maashuqa ke paas jaane ki zidd kar rha tha (and blushes in her signature way)

Santosh - pushpa ji aapko kya hua?

Pushpa ji - humein lalla ke pappa ki yaad aa gyi, pata hai lalla ke pappa aur humari shaadi ke liye humare gharwale raazi nhi ho rhe the issliye ek din lalla ke papa ne aise hee pani ki tanki par chadkar jaan dene ka natak kiya tab jaake humari shaadi huyi.

Santosh - ohh how romantic...

Cheeta - santu ji hum aapke liye pani ki tanki par toh kya kutumb minar par chad jayenge aap mauka toh dijiye

On the other side Karishma beated brutaly that intoxicated guy, jisse uska nasha utar gya aur wo maafi maangne laga

Karishma - ama topa ho ka ek toh itna peete ho upar se building par chadke tamasha bhi kiya matlab tumhara baap ka raaj chal rha hai kya idhar jahan dekho awaragardi shuru aur ye ruhi- ruhi kya laga rakha hain tabse bata...

Guy - batata hu madam.. batata hu aap ruk jayiye please he said this crying

Guy - madam wo mai ruhi se pyaar karta tha hum dono ek dusre se pyaar karte the humari shaadi bhi huyi par 2 din pehle usne mujhe bataya ki wo mujhse pyaar nhi karti wo sab ek natak tha darasal wo Rony naam ke ladke se pyaar karti thi aur Rony uss wakt desh se bahar tha kaam ki wajah se aur use aane mein 6 months lagte par uske papa jald se jald uski shaadi karwana chahte the issliye usne mujhse pyaar ka jhootha natak kiya aur ab mujhe divorce dekar Rony ke paas chali gyi. Maine usse saccha pyaar kiya tha par usne mujhe dhokha diya mai ye bardasht nhi kar paya issliye sharaab pi air nashe mein ye ho gya maaf kar dijiye.

Karishma - accha accha theek hai pyaar ka maamla hai issliye chhod rhe hain par agli baar aisa koi tamasha karte mile toh wo haal karenge ki muh se eko hee baat niklegi daroga ji dekhe toh bahut tumsa naa dekha

Guy - thank you madam. And he goes

Pushpa ji - arey re re bahut bura hua bechare ke sath, sacche pyaar ke badle itna bada dhokha

Santosh - waise pushpa ji iss ladke ka aur madam sir ka toh same pinch ho gya

Cheeta - ye kya keh rhi hain aap santu ji

Santosh - dekh cheete dsp sir ne bhi maddam sir ke sath pyaar ka natak kiya aur iski wife ne bhi, mujhe toh darr hai kahin maddam sir bhi iski tarah sharaab peeke building se kudne ki koshish naa karein...

Cheeta - ye kya bol rhi hain aap santu ji... Shubh shubh boliye

Pushpa ji - ama chup kar cheete waise santu galat nhi keh rhi hai dekha nhi jabse dsp sir ne unko dhokha diya hai kitna murjhayi huyi rehti hain warna pehle humesha muskurati rehti thi... Hey Shiv ji unko ye dukh sehen karne ki shakti dena

Karishma - arey pushpa ji aap bhi aisa kuch nhi hoga maddam sir bahut samajhdaar aur majboot hain aise tootne walon mein se nhi hain

Pushpa ji - arey aapko nhi pata pyaar mein mila dhokha mazboot se mazboot insan ko tod deta hai... Maddam sir kuch kehti nhi par unki aankhon mein dikhta hai ki wo kitna toot chuki hain

Only then Haseena enters lostly and everyone salutes her but she didn't give any response and suddenly fell on ground being unconscious, and all gets worried and shocked and rushes to her.