Good news, I found you a Boyfriend, bad news, he's American.

~Chapter 1~

Y/N L/N is a 22 year old streamer, he has H/C hair and E/C eyes, and has a e-boy style. His best friend is Quinn, who he's known since 4th grade. He streams with Quinn a lot, and has about 100k or so followers on Twitch, 1.5 million or so subscribers on Youtube, and 20k on Instagram. Y/N was in no way a small streamer. He and Quinn are both faceless. His Minecraft skin has half neon green, half black hair, a black hoodie, white ripped jeans, bright purple fingerless gloves and the same color of boots. His username is toxically, and he is known online as Toxic. Quinn's uername is spuffyffet, and they're known as Spuffy.

Y/N's POV

Quinn and I were streaming together, like always. Un-copyrighted pokemon music played quietly in the background. Quinn and I were playing on the Astronomy SMP, a server owned by Quinn. It was just us at the moment, and we were doing PvP. Chat loved to see me do PvP, since I was quite good at it. I was much better at smack-talking though, which was the main reason my PvP streams racked in 130k viewers or so on average. "HAHA SUCK IT!" I said, after finishing Quinn's avatar off with a crit from my iron axe. The stream had just started about 10 minutes ago.

Quinn was both my best friend and roommate. We loved streaming together more than anything. That battle had lasted a while due to healing. I was using my enchanted iron axe, (enchanted with mending and unbreaking III) named executioner stick. Quinn was using an unenchanted iron sword. A donation popped up onto my screen, playing a small gif of my avatar holding money and dancing. Sp1der_Hunnie donated $30 'ur my fav streamers <3' "Thanks Spider!" I said, "Any donations are greatly appreciated!"

"Okay ready?" Quinn said. I looked across the room to her and nodded. "Three, two.. one... FIGHT!" They screamed. I ran towards them, slapping them with my axe then avoiding their sword. I went behind them and crit their head. spuffyffet was slain by toxically using <executioner stick> popped up in chat. A very familiar message, to be honest. Quinn wasn't the greatest at PvP. "Okay guys, you have three options, keep PvPing with Spuffy, play doubles randomizer UHC on Octane or Bedwars on Hypixel. If we do Bedwars you guys can play with us."

I set a poll up in chat, with the three options. After a few minutes, 70% had voted for Hypixel so Quinn and I disconnected from the Chaos SMP and onto Hypixel. "Okay chat, go ahead and send me a party join request and I'll accept it and we can play together! Please guys, no stream sniping. That would not be very poggers." I loaded into bedwars and around 100 party requests came in. I accepted them all. The game started, and Quinn and I were on the yellow team, their favorite color and my third favorite.

We wiped the floor.

Sp1der_Hunnie: GG!
i.will.tyusu: awesome job!
strxwberry_skiez: ahh i was on his team!!
lesbesirius: when is he gonna do a face reveal? ally 2!
Sp1der_Hunnie: dont pressure him! hell do it when hes ready :>
letsACEssthesituation: yeah, theyll do it at some point!
i.will.tyusu: is he gonna make merch? i would totally buy it!
strxwberry_skiez: he does have the trademark UwU face, he could slap that on some merch! like dream did!

"Ohh maybe I will make merch!" I said. "I actually reached out to Yootooz so one of those will be coming soon!" Chat was ecstatic at that, fans had been asking me to make merch since I hit half a million on Youtube. "And guess what?" I paused for dramatic effect, "Spuffy's getting one too!" Chat was insanely happy, Quinn had about half the flowers I did on all social media. Their skin had brown hair, elf ears, a mushroom hat, sage-green sweater, white thigh high socks and red sneakers with white spots to make them look like mushrooms.

"And I'll give you guys a sneak peak of the Yootooz." I turned on the camera, I had a 'UwU' mask on, so my face was hidden. Quinn made sure they stayed out of frame. This was the first time I had turned my facecam on, even with my mask. My H/C hair fell over where my eyes would be, covering most of the mask. I brushed it out of my face. My nails were painted black and spiked bracelets hung loosely on my wrists. I held up the tiny black, green and purple figurine. It had my skin, kneeling holding a sword that was dug into the ground.

The character had the iconic UwU mask, even though it wasn't present on my skin. Chat roared with excitement, "Well chat, these guys will be available in just two weeks, and I worked out a deal with Yootooz, so they'll be arriving 2 weeks to a month after you buy them! Same with Spuffy's!" My phone bleeped with an Instagram notification. "And would you look at that! The official Yootooz Instagram just posted the announcement!"

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A/N: Edited this kind of a lot because some things happened that I don't want to get into but you'll be happy to know I am continuing this book!!

Signing off,
Toxic