The Colours Beyond Me (Steve Saga/Steve Saga)

RED STEVE?!

It had been three days since we left the yellow village, now nearby the Orange Village according to Blue Steve's mind map. How does somebody even memorise an entire map in less than hour- anyways. We were walking when suddenly we heard strange lewd sounds in the bushes ahead of us. I looked at blue Steve awkwardly, "what is that?" I whispered, Blue Steve simply glared towards the bushes and yelled, "CAN YOU NOT?!" Suddenly two heads poked out of the bushes. I freaked out, "RED STEVE?!" I shrieked in suprise, red Steve stared at us awkwardly from behind the bush with an orange steve by his side, "uhh give us a minute we're kind of...not clothed" Rec Steve replied. Once they were clothed they came out awkwardly and faced us. "We're you two....your gay?" I asked in confusion at what I'd just witnessed, "actually bisexual, orange Steve is gay" Red Steve replied. Red Steve glared at me and Blue Steve, " I sense gayness coming off both of you" Red Steve said, "obviously! Blue Steve is hella gay" I replied, "WHAT?! So are you! ONLY ACOUPLE DAYS AGO YOU PRACTICALLY TRIED TO FUCK ME AND FAILED! Cause your a bottom!" Blue Steve argued, red Steve snickered "wow" I glared over at red Steve, "shut up red Steve! Your a bottom two we heard those lewd noises!" I snapped, "no I'm a switch, I was just getting a blow job" red Steve explained. Orange Steve stood behind red Steve awkwardly with a tint of red on his cheeks. Blue Steve gave red Steve a look of disgust, "okay sorry to put that image in your head- also don't bother going to the Orange Village" red Steve said. Orange Steve stepped forward and shook my hand, "greetings I'm orange Steve, a young elder"